Rumble 2019 predictions
Pre-show
1.
Buddy Murphy retains
2.
Rusev retains
PPV
1.
Asuka retains when Ronda Rousey interferes to
get Becky counted out.
2.
Ronda retains by submission
3.
Brock retains in a close match
4.
Womens rumble
5.
Bryan beats AJ In a great match
6.
The tag title goes a stupd length of time to placate
Shane’s ego. He wins, naturally.
7.
Mens Rumble
Womens Rumble
Womens
#1 is Ember Moon and #2 is Kairi
Sane of NXT. #3 is Alicia Fox. Moon and Sane team up to beat her up, and Moon
eliminates Fox. #4 is Lana. Eclipse, insane Elbow, Lana is eliminated. #5 is
Zelina Vega and #6 is Dana Brooke. #7 is Lacey Evans, who eliminates Dana
Brooke. #8 is Mandy Rose, cue the needless perving on commentary. #9 is Mickie
James, as the ring starts to fill up. #10 is the 2018 Mae Young winner, Toni
Storm.
#11 is Nikki Cross. #12 is
Charlotte, who eliminates Mandy Rose. #13 is Tamina, in and out. Charlotte
eliminates Mickie James. #14 is Lvi Morgan, #15 is Naomi and Toni Storm eliminates
Liv. #16 is Sarah Logan and #17 is Ruby
Riott. Lacey Evans is eliminated.
#18 is Lita. #19 is Peyton and #20 Is
billie Kay. Iconics beat down Lita. #’21 is Trish for the save. Trish and Lita
eliminate Billie Kay, before Lita and Peyton eliminate each other. #22 is Nia
Jax, who eliminates Trish to huge boos.
#23 is Becky Lynch, who eliminates the
Riott Squad and Naomi and folk go nuts. #24 is Baylet, and Nia Jax eliminates
Kairi Sane to huge boos. #25 Is Sasha Banks and all 4 Horsewomen eliminate Nia
Jax. #26 is Natalya, who high fives Ronda who is sitting next to Asuka ala 2018
rumble. #27 is Sonya Deville. #28 is Alexa Bliss.
#29 is NXT Womens Champ Shayna
Baszler, flanked by Duke and Shafir.
Baszler has a show down with Deville, MMA to MMA and easily tosses
Sonya. Baszler eliminates Natalya,, who look accusingly at Ronda, who feigns
innocence. Bazler eliminates Nikki Cross and Toni Storm, as Cross nearly had
Storm out and wasn’t paying attention to Baszler, coz crazy. Baszler eliminates
Alexa Bliiss. Horsewomen v Horsewomen as Shafir and Duke enter the ring. Brawl.
Baszler, Duke and Shafir manage to eliminate Bayley and Sasha.
#30 is Carmella and R-Truth, at the
least appropriate time for a time break dance off. But they have one, and then
R-Truth goes to take on Shayna, and Carmella reminds him this is the womens
rumble, but Charlotte tosses Carmella to the floor. R-Truth goes “Where’s the
Strowman? My bad!” before Becky eliminates him over the top rope to the floor.
The MMA Horsewomen face down Becky, Charlotte and Ember, only for Ronda Rousey
to rush up to the apron and eliminate Charlotte. Rousey takes out Charlotte
with a chair. In ring, 3 (only 1 of whom is legal) on 2 is too much for Ember
and Becky despite spirited comebacks. Baszler goes to eliminate Becky, and all
3 turn to Ember Moon. Moon got Bassler on the apron, but Duke and Shafir
chopblock her, and Baszler suplexes her to the floor. As they eliminate Ember
Moon, Becky skins the cat back into the
ring and rushes the 3 MMA women with a big clothesline that, in the collision,
sends Baszler to the floor. Becky wins despite Ronda’s cliques best effort.
After this, we have a backstage segment where Vince McMahon tells R-Truth he's used up his Rumble spot, and will be replaced.
Mens Rumble
#1 is Jeff Hardy, #2 is Andrade.
Some close escapes. #3 is Jinder Mahal, out to meh. #4 is Apollo Crews, who
gets to do some cool stuff. Apollo Crews knocks Andrade to the floor with some
move. #5 is Killain Dain of Sanity. He wrecks peoples shit up. Dain eliminates
Jinder Mahal (#1) and Apollo Crews (#2) with ease, and beats the shit out of
Jeff Hardy. #6 is Broken Matt, who rushes out to defend his brother. Lots of
crowd chants for Delete. #7 is Seth Rollins, who takes down the monster Dain.
Andrade takes on Rollins. #8 is Ricochet from NXT, who gets some spotlight moves
as the crowd lose their shit. #9 is Big E, who does his usual stuff. Ring
filling up. #10 is Rey. Naturally, he and Andrade have a show down. Dain
randomly kills folk, lots of 2 or 3 people trying to eliminate him to no
reward.
#11 is Drew McIntyre who quickly
eliminates Jeff Hardy (#3). #12 is Titus O’Neill, who probably slips and the
commentators try to sell this as hilarious. #13 is AJ Styles, as Drew eliminates
Titus (#4). AJ floors Dain with the Forearm, and convinces everyone to team up,
even Drew, as 8 men eliminate the monster Killain Dain (#5). #14 is Lashley,
flanked by Lio Rush, and Lashley does some power moves, then elimininates
Broken Matt (#6). #15 is Mustafa Ali and
#16 is Kofi Kingston. #17 is Rusev as
Lashley and Drew eliminate Big E (#7).
#18 is Randy Orton. RKOs to all. Andrade eliminates Rey (#8) to big
boos. #19 is NXT’s Velveteen Dream. Big cheers. #20 is Elias. After his strumming
to the ring, his first move is to eliminate Ricochet (#9).
#21 is Xavier Woods. Kofi has his
annual escape, feck if I can think of one. #22 is Braun Strowman. He beats
people up. #23 is Baron Corbin and he is in, and immediately out again via
Braun (#10). Braun eliminates Xavier Woods (#11). Braun eliminates Andrade
(#12). #24 is Nakamura who quickly elimininates Velveteen Dream (#13) who was distracted standing up to
Braun. Braun eliminates Kof (#14) and Orton (#15). #25 is Dean Ambrose, who eliminates Rusev
(#16), before Rollins gets in his face. #26 is Samoa Joe, who pretends he is relevant by eliminating
Elias (#17).Then he and Drew manage to put Braun through the announce table.
#27 is the returning Kevin Owens, who makes a beeline for Lashley, and the two
eliminate each other (#18/#19) and brawl on the outside. #28 is a notably
knackered Balor. #29 is Kurt Angle. Angle Slams to all. Folk wonder who the
replacement #30 is, and its Shawn Michaels.
Sweet Chin Music to all. Showdown
with Angle, shades of 2005, and Michaels eliminates Angle (#20). But as he
turns round, AJ Styles clotheslines him out of the match (#21). Joe eliminates
Nakamura and Balor who were trying to eliminate each other (#22/#23) before
Mustafa Ali eliminates Joe in a huge shock (#24). Ali doesn’t have long to
enjoy this as Ambrose hits Dirty Deeds and tosses him out (#25). Then Shawn
Michaels returns to eliminate AJ Styles (#26) and beat him down outside the
ring – yep, Shawn is repeating 2005 only as what he once fought.
Final Four. Braun rises from the
dead to kick ass, but when he has Ambrose on the ropes, a sudden Claymore kick
knocks him to the floor. Drew eliminates Braun (#27). Ambrose and Drew beat up
Rollins, but Rollins is able to reverse a move and eliminate his friend/nemesis
Ambrose (#28). Down to Drew and Rollins. Drew gets Rollins in the ropes. Rushes
for the Claymore, but Rollins ducks and manages to flip Drew over his head to
the floor.
Seth Rollins wins.
