Thursday, 24 September 2020

A School Story - M.R. James

A School Story
M.R. James

I really like James poking fun at all the common stereotype ghost tales around in the opening, but I feel like at some point, there's James, sitting at his desk, writers block hitting, Christmas round the corner, comes up with an idea but DAMN IT, he already used it at the start of School Story!

"‘I dare say it was. Then there was the man who heard a noise in the passage at night, opened his door, and saw someone crawling towards him on all fours with his eye hanging out on his cheek. There was besides, let me think—Yes! the room where a man was found dead in bed with a horseshoe mark on his forehead, and the floor under the bed was covered with marks of horseshoes also; I don’t know why. Also there was the lady who, on locking her bedroom door in a strange house, heard a thin voice among the bed-curtains say, ‘Now we’re shut in for the night.’ None of those had any explanation or sequel. I wonder if they go on still, those stories.’ "

 

Way of the Wicked (2014)

In the 1970s, Gregory Peck, David Warner and Patrick Troughton tried to stop the anti-Christ being unleashed on the world, but failed. Mostly thanks to the terrifying Billie Whitelaw.

In 2014, Vinnie Jones tries to stop his daughter's boyfriend being unleashed on the world.

Hell of a recession, that.

Ghost Stories (2018)

Ghost Stories (2018)

The portmanteau horror film produced some classics of the genre. Dead of Night. Asylum with good old Geoffrey Bayldon. The one with Tom Baker and the voodoo. Classics. One way or another.

So it was nice to see that tradition brought back to life here. 


 

Attack the Block (2011)

Attack the Block (2011)

I never liked high rises. I'm sure some of them are grand places to live in, but the vast majority around here were damp ridden slums to chuck poor people in and forget about them. Judging by the complete lack of amenities around Wyndham Tower, it's much the same for our characters here. (Wyndham Tower, incidentally, is a great in-joke just thrown in there for those who get it...)

Les Diaboliques (1955)

Les Diaboliques (1955)



“A painting is always moral enough when it is tragic and it gives the horror of the things it traces.”
Barbey D’Aurevilly

From the opening music by Van Parys, you know you are in for something different here. Especially when the film is largely empty of music, allowing the sound effects to dig in. And yet, the film starts so familiarly. A school overrun with children, a school master who could easily be a Robert Donat type. The staff are on break, but with the juxtaposition of children happily playing and snatches of dialogues between staff, we quickly get the picture of dysfunctional relationships and marriages among the teachers. Headmaster Delassalle is a complete arse, not only as a tyrannical teacher, but with the fact that he carries out an affair with the local blonde schoolteacher in front of his ailing wife and expects everyone to be happy. Even the children gossip about it! And so two women, thrown together, talk about divorce and love and other means to find happiness.

They Live (1988)

They Live (1988)



All together now:



Three

Two

One


“I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I’m all out of bubblegum.”

Saturday, 5 September 2020

Bond Theme Tunes Countdown reaction

Paul Gill saw this list of James Bond theme tunes on Classic FM and asked for my opinion:

(Spoilers follow)

Sunday, 23 August 2020

The Aztecs

Aztecs (episode 1)
The Temple of Evil


 

There's the TARDIS toy taking off again.

And suddenly, a death mask! And the words "Written by John Lucarotti" which suggest high promise. The TARDIS has landed in a tomb which Barbara immediately recognises as an Aztec priest. They've landed in the time period of Barbara's favourite school subject! Although if the chap was buried in 1430 it's a bit late in the day to be "early Aztec".

Monday, 3 August 2020

Jurassic Park (1993)

Jurassic Park (1993)


So, yeah, imagine being six years old in 1992. Dinosaurs Magazine is out in the shops weekly, and you read about the Drinker-Cope and the Bone Wars. You've seen King Kong and the stopmotion dinosaurs of that and much underrated Valley of Gwanji. You have dinosaur toys and Dinotopia and much like the rest of your class and every child that age you are mad about dinosaurs.

Friday, 24 July 2020

Top 40 Chart Singles (1999)

It's time to party like it's 1999. No Prince this year round, however, as we jump forward in time to the end of the 20th Century, which was meant to be the End of History. It was an odd year in the charts which seemed to look back as much as forward, but presented the future of music and the past in the charts.

Near Omissions List: Turn (Travis), Dear Mama (Tupac), Rock is Dead (Marilyn Manson), Strong enough (Cher), Right Here Right Now (Fatboy Slim), Electric Barbarella (Duran Duran), U Don’t Know Me (Armand van Helden), Baby its Cold Outside (Tom Jones/Cerys Matthews), Erase/Rewind (Cardigans), Turn Around (Phats and Small), That Dont Impress Me Much (Shania Twain)

If we can take the art over artist bit as read after last time, a brief reminder. This is, in my opinion, the 40 best songs to appear on the UK Top 40 between January 1st and December 31st 1999. The 90s were harder to piece together lists on that criteria and 2007 onwards looks even harder, but it is what it is.

Onwards...


Tuesday, 14 July 2020

The Keys of Marinus

Keys of Marinus (part 1)
The Sea of DEATH



 

Look at that title, Terror Nation is back at the writing. Also back are moving pictures. I missed them. Presumably Keys of Marinus is 10/10 now.

To be honest, I last saw it 20 years ago, so who knows?