Monday, 24 January 2022

Top 40 Chart Singles (1989)

 It's time for us to look at the top UK charting songs of 1989. It's a Jive Bunny Free Zone, before you start, because feck that rabbit. As with previous years, for a song to qualify for the years top 40, it has to have reached the UK top 40 in that year.  Again, I tend to err against repeats that could have been listed in an earlier year. And yes, at least one controversial artist from the time period will show up on the list, because you have to separate art from artist in these matters. 

That's right, Mick Hucknall will show up at one point. You have been warned!

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The List of Songs Which Could Have Been Contenders (But Aren't)

Mean Man (WASP), Invisible Man (Queen), Scandal (Queen), All Around the World (Lisa Stansfield), Eternal Flame (Bangles), Back to Life (Soul II Soul) , Sweet Surrender (Wet Wet Wet), Eve of the War (Jeff Wayne), I’ll Be There for you (Bon Jovi), This Woman's Work (Kate Bush), When Love Comes to Town (u2/BB King), Second Summer of Love (Danny Wilson) , Another Day in Paradise (Phil Collins), She Bangs the Drums (Stone Roses), Peace in our Time (Big Country), Pure (Lightning Seeds), Licence to Kill (Gladys Knight), If You don't Know Me by Now (Simply Red) The Best (Tina Turner), Toy Soldiers (Martika), Cha Cha Heels (Eartha Kitt/Bronski Beat),Belfast Child (Simple Minds),  Right Here Waiting (Richard Marx)

If we have no space for the War of the Worlds, Kate Bush, Big fn Country, Eartha Kitt and Queen tracks, then surely what was left must be pure gold.

That's my Troy McClure impression done. On with the countdown.


40. Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy


Co-written by Roland Gift (and thus taking advantage of his vocal range), She Drives Me Crazy was a top 5 hit for the Fine Young Cannibals in the UK, and exported well, with number 1s in Australia, Canada and the US dance charts. It remains the bands most famous song. The guitar work from Andy Cox is a few beats off fitting on a Parliament Funkadelic album, and if you like snare drum, this is the song for you. As with most FYC tunes, this lives or dies on the vocals and with Gift working on it, this one works better than most.


39. Stone Roses - Fools Gold


The Stones Roses had already broken through with Elephant Stone in 1988 and She Bangs the Drum, but this was their most successful chart hit to date, and its opening trance like beat is still the best example of the Madchester scene. Inspired by The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, which is a recommended watch, incidentally. We don’t need no stinkin’ chart watch…

 

“The band performed it on Top of the Pops the same week the Happy Mondays played Hallelujah, a mainstream arrival for the Madchester sound when indie still suggested some kind of deviation from the mainstream.”
David Pollock, Stone Roses – 10 of the best, Guardian 15 June 2016


38. Cher - If I Could Turn Back Time


Like many Doctor Who fans, here Cher longs for the ability to bring a recording device back to the 1960s to nab those episodes of Marco Polo. It is hard to conceive of a time when Cher wasn’t one of the most famous women in music but incredibly she went a whole 10 years without a chart hit in the UK. Sixteen years if you don’t want to count Dead Ringer for Love, though why you’d discount a duet with Meatloaf I have no idea. In fact, record sales had decreased so badly by the 1980s that Cher gave up singing and became an actor, with the help of Robert Altman. Only to go and win the bloody Oscar for Moonstruck, which is another film worth watching. As a gamble, jumping from one art to another, it paid off in spades, with Cher having more success in the 1990s than she did in the 1960s, having number one hits and appearing in successful films, such as Tea with Mussolini. What all of this did was increase the interest in Cher the singer again, and she had a number of hits, of which this one was her biggest in America since Dark Lady. It’s a tune inspired by Grace Slick’s work at the time, and the writer, Diane Warren, had to convince Cher it would work for her. It also gave the Cher comeback tour a signature song. She wasn’t going to go down in flames just like Jesse James.

 

That was next year…


(Since writing this bit, we have lost Meatloaf. Rest in peace, you mental, incredible performer.)



37. Donna Summer - This Time I Know It's for Real


The penultimate hit of Donna Summer’s 9 UK top 10 singles, This Time I Know It’s For Real saw Donna Summer working with Stock Aitken Waterman, much to the surprise of Pete Waterman. Summer’s career was in somewhat of a furlough after, at the very least, ill advised public comments about the AIDS crisis. Determined to find what worked in contemporary music, she went to the hit factory, and the combination provided a memorable track.

 

“You did it Donna Summer's way or you didn't do it at all. That was the same with us – you could love us or you could hate us, it didn't matter, but you wouldn't hear a record we weren't happy with. She didn't make excuses for people. Donna always used to say: "When you work with me you work on Summer time." In other words: when she turned up you'd work and when she didn't you bloody wouldn't.”
Pete Waterman, The Guardian, 4 July 2012


 Ok, you were warned...


36. Simply Red - A New Flame


This made the countdown and If You Don’t Know Me by Now didn’t. Another annoyingly catchy track penned by Mick Hucknall. Fritz McIntyre, who died last year, providing the keyboard at the heart of the song. It’s also different from the former track, which is told from the perspective of a relationship on the rocks. We’ve been together so long and you still don’t know me. Whereas the intensity to the broken up bits of New Flame doesn’t burn any less intense when the singer talks about his new sweetheart, whose “warm smile is never gonna leave me”. It’s lurching from one extreme of emotion to the next. Then keep in mind, A New Flame narratively comes before If You Don’t Know Me By Now in the album. It was a doomed love from the off!

 

“One of the few of theirs I think is decent.”
Jon Arnold


35. Luther Vandross - Never Too Much


“A thousand kisses from you is never too much.” Listen to the smoothie going velvet smooth there. As arguably close as Luther Vandross ever got to Marvin Gaye’s suave styling. This was a re-release of his 1983 single, which had failed to get into the Top 40 – in 1989, it made the top 20. Marvin Millar’s baseline is the bit everyone remembers.


34.  Paul McCartney - This One


Thankfully the decades may pass, but every so often the incurable optimism of Paul McCartney rises its head to cheer everyone up. As a songwriter, Macca may have achieved his highest heights in the 1960s, and thus his later career is oft looked down on. Although in that regard, if you judge anything to the standards of Yesterday or Eleanor Rigby, then yes, it would look lesser in comparison. But luckily, we’re not judging This One on classics from my parent’s childhood, but on the charts in 1989. In a world of neo-liberalism, suffering, and that fecking Jive Bunny, we needed McCartney’s wide eyed belief in true love and that things would be OK. There never could be a better moment than this one…


33. Dusty Springfield - Nothing Has Been Proved


With the Pet Shop Boys duet, Dusty Springfield was back in vogue and here she is in the top 40 again, with the theme song to Scandal. Scandal was about the Profumo Affair, the common name by which we know the political scandal which made a public scarlet letter for young model Christine Keeler. The film focuses on (the dodgy but mostly just a) scapegoat Stephen Ward, excellently played by John Hurt. In one moment which lingers, Hurt’s Ward realises in court he is being stitched up by the establishment to protect senior figures, and blurts out a stunned “This isn’t fair!”

 

Dusty’s song does have Ward as a main figure in the drama – you cannot avoid him – but seems to see events from the POV of Keeler. It references Mandy Rice-Davies attempt to flee to Spain, and Johnny Edgecombe’s attempt to shoot her. Even Lucky Gordon gets a one line reference, and he outlived nearly everyone else involved in the scandal. He even outlived Dusty Springfield, who we lost far too young, thanks to cancer, in 1999. This was her first top 40 album in 20 years, and two Greatest Hits albums and a further collection of new songs (A Very Fine Love) sold very well before her health declined. She remains one of the greatest singers of the 20th Century, and was the voice behind some of the greatest songs ever written. For example, You Don’t Have To Say You Love Me, which only gets better in subtext when you realise Dusty is singing to Norma Tanega.

 

But with Dusty’s views, the song ends with Stephen Ward’s fate. Charged with immortality, abandoned by all his society friends, found guilty of being Keeler’s pimp. (Which was based on him accepting rent money from the women who lived with him, as well as the fact the security services had hoped to use Keeler in a honey trap and were aggrieved, and couldn’t jail the Minister for War!) He killed himself before he could go to jail. Lord Denning led an official enquiry into all things Profumo and decided it was Stephen Ward’s fault. Especially the Russian intrigue. (Yes, that is the same Lord Denning who said we wouldn’t have all these campaigns to save the wrongfully convicted Birmingham Six if we’d only hung them all at the time. Nice chap, clearly.)

 

Since then, art culture has kept interested with the trial. Andrew Lloyd Webber wrote a musical, human rights lawyer Geoffrey Robertson wrote a book about how Ward was never given a free trial. He shows up in The Crown. Recently more focus has been on Christine Keeler, for the whole “being set up by the establishment to embarrass Russia” and “being a teenage girl whom a married 50 year old politician slept with, because there’s certainly no power imbalance there.”  The Trial of Christine Keeler was excellent TV, although it toned down Keeler’s frankly horror story childhood, and while it has Ward as a dodgier character, it remains unconvinced that either of them did anything actually illegal. (Well, apart from the perjury, and again, there are mitigating circumstances.) Indeed, as Dusty Springfield sang:




“The funeral's very quiet because all his friends have fled
They may be false, they may be true, they've all got better things to do
They may be false, they may be true but nothing has been proved."



32. Tears for Fears - Sowing the Seeds of Love


A nice track by Tears for Fears, with added orchestral arrangement by composer Richard Niles, who also worked with Ultravox and the Pet Shop Boys.

 

“It's all preposterous, the Death by Chocolate of pop, and for that reason may not be everybody's cup of sauternes, but they get away with it because beneath all the razzmatazz lies a well-constructed song, particularly the chorus and the lovely counterpoint between Orzabal's lead vocal and Curt Smith's "time to eat all your words" lines.”
David Marsh, Old Music: Tears for Fears – The Seeds of Love, Guardian 27 September 2012


31. Belinda Carlisle - Leave A Light On


Confession time? I really like Belinda Carlisle’s 80s work. It’s catchy and memorable, like a circle in the sand. A former punk drummer turned lead singer of The Go-Gos, Carlisle was the first female musician to write and perform her own band’s US number 1 album. In the UK, she never repeated her Number 1 feat from 1987, but continued to score a number of respectable top ten hits well into the 1990s. While Heaven starts off with her big intro, and Circle in the Sand builds slowly but firmly, Leave the Light On anchors itself around a loud familiar chorus. Co-written by Rick Nowels (now more famous for his work with Dua Lipa and Lana Del Ray) and Ellen Shipley (who worked with Jennifer Rush), the duo were matched up with Carlisle by Stevie Nicks. And just when you think this combination of pop writing aesthetic and powerful vocals can’t get any better, in pops George Harrison’s famous slide guitar.




30. REM - Orange Crush


A typical REM trick to have a catchy tune and make you barely able to work out what the hell Michael Stipe is singing about! Even I was able to work out the reference to Agent Orange, the chemical gas used during the Vietnam War, which Stipe’s own father was exposed to during the conflict. (It’s ability to produce blood clots on the lungs even decades later is what ended the in-ring career of Jesse Ventura and sent him into movies and politics.)


"[Orange Crush] shows why Bill Berry was always REM’s secret weapon: his almost military drums power Stipe’s typically oblique lyric about Agent Orange. R.E.M. had deliberately progressed from their indie origins to the point where they were ready to be a stadium filling rock giant and the sheer power of Orange Crush was a harbinger of what they’d become in the mid-90s after turning themselves into the biggest band in the world by largely indulging their quieter side."
Jon Arnold, biggest REM fan in the entire world


29. Hue and Cry - Looking for Linda

“A line from it that's always stuck with me is, "She spent thirty-five pounds on one pack of ciggies", telling us effortlessly in ten words Linda's excuse to her abusive partner as to where she was going and where she's actually gone (to the railway station, to escape him).”
Jef Hughes

 

A track off Hue and Cry’s second album, Looking for Linda reached the top 20. Hue and Cry’s debut single, Labour of Love, reached the UK top ten, and the heat was on for a second album as successful as the first. What would David Bowie do, apparently asked Pat Kane, and so the band took up refuge in Sigma Sound to create their second album. The song is based on a true story of Pat Kane encountering an abused wife on the Glasgow to Paisley train who tried to commit suicide. The real life Linda got off the train at Gilmour Street and no one knows what happened to her afterwards.

 

“Either she is not still around, or I’d prefer to think she wouldn’t be so naff as to claim she was the person in the song. She might have been on a death drive or heading for a sticky end in any case. But I’d love to know if life worked out for her. I hope she made it.”
Pat Kane, Herald, May 2021


28. Metallica - One


Oh look, it’s a Metallica track, he’s even adding Metallica songs he’s not otherwise keen on. Their most successful single before the 1990s changed their chart fortunes, One is based on the film Johnny Got His Gun. If you’ve not seen that film, or read the book by Dalton Trumbo, its an incredibly cheery tale in which Johnny is injured in World War One, and lies in a hospital bed blind, deaf, no arms or legs, left to tap Morse Code out via his head. He asked for the army to euthanise him, and they refuse. James Hetfield was so moved by the book, he incorporated footage into the music video and bought the rights to the film itself. Hetfield claimed the message wasn’t anti-war, more that war is war and creates suffering no matter the claimed cause or reason for it. (And if that sounds like an anti-war message to you, well, yeah…)

 

That nihilistic approach comes from the anger in the And Justice for All album. The band had just lost their creative anchor, Cliff Burton, in a tragic road accident. They didn’t get on with his necessary replacement. The subsequent album, from which One is their most popular track, lashes out in every direction. Anger against nuclear arms races, fury against judicial corruption, indignation against media manipulation, ire against political scapegoating, outrage against anti-vaxxer parents and toxic masculinity and crap mental health consoling. It consists of tracks full of acrimony, temper and violence. Even the tribute track to Cliff, is a pale imitation of the type of track he would put together. As Hetfield later acknowledged, it’s got a lot of heavy guitar and not a lot of nuances.

 

But then, what sort of songs do you write when you’ve just witnessed your best friend die in front of your eyes? Because alongside that anger is the sense of incalculable loss. Every note is weighed down by the grief attached to them. This song won Metallica a Grammy (Jethro Tull weren’t playing that year), and if you don’t’ like all this context to a piece of art, and are not fond of Metallica at their thrashiest, then I recommend a pretty good solo within by Kirk Hammett.

 

It’s also a bit worrying that James Hetfield felt a connection to Johnny through his own childhood upbringing. Sometimes Philip Larkin’s line was very true.


And sometimes that context raises a bit of art more than the song on its own.


27. The Beautiful South - You Keep It All In


 

Never go to sleep on an argument, was the first of two bits of advice my gran gave me on my wedding day. The second was to never start an argument when your other half is holding a cast iron skillet, “as your dear grandfather found out one day”. The couple in this song may be avoiding the latter but they sure as hell are ignoring the first rule there!

 

“Just like that murder in '73
Just like that robbery in '62
With all these things that have happened to me
I kept them all in
So why do you keep on telling me now?”


We all know that one isn’t going to end well!


26. The Cult - Fire Woman


More preppy and considerably more popular than the other Ian Astbury track on this list. The Fire Woman is an archetype rather than based on any particular movie star, according to Astbury. One of those songs that played well on the dancefloor.

 

 25. The Beautiful South - I'll Sail This Ship Alone


The Beautiful South wrote some of the finest pop songs about breakups you’ll hear this side of Abba. This one, with our male narrator hanging on limply to the bits of a dead relationship he thinks he can revive, impacts the internal cringe factor and deliberately so. “If you insist this is for the best then I’ll sail this ship alone.”


24. The Cult - Edie (Ciao Baby)


A song about Andy Warhol’s friend Edie Sedgwick, who died of an overdose in 1971 aged only 28. The Cult used her case to write a musical epitaph for all fallen friends. It worked its way into my mind when I was young teen, and now, that I am older (not quite so grey yet, steady on, Laurie Lee) and remember friends now permanently a fixture of history, it only grows as a feeler. It’s not the only song written about Edie Sedgwick either, as Bob Dylan wrote Just Like a Woman about her.


23. Mike and the Mechanics - The Living Years


The generation gap expressed in song. The Living Years is a song about father and son and how the two just cannot talk to each other.  Eventually the son realises why his father was the way he was but can no longer speak to him. He's dead. And so, they long for the living years. Being a sod, I wasn't sure how that personal take, told in a rather saccharine style, translated to others, but I have since found out others who have lost parents find this song too painful to listen to. “We only sacrifice the future, it’s the bitterness that lasts” sings Mike Rutherford, with more than a note of regret in his voice.

 

It also had fans in high places.

 

“[Burt Bacharach is] currently working on a modern musical retelling of Snow White, which he's writing with Mike And The Mechanics lyricist and former solo artist BA Robertson. "The Living Years is one of the finest lyrics in the last 10 years," Burt declares.”
Mojo, March 1996

 

Rutherford (and also Robertson who co-wrote the song) had lost his dad in 1986. The song tells the story he’s told in interviews since, that his father was over forty years older than him, and spent a lot of time away from his family, and wanted Mike to be in his image, a respectable naval officer. So teenage Rutherford rebelled, and went into music, but when he became a dad he realised how alike he was to his own father.

 

“The number of letters that we've had about that song continues to amaze me. When I write something I never really think anyone's going to hear it, but The Living Years has changed people's lives – made them pick up the phone to their fathers after years of silence sometimes – and I'm very aware how lucky we were to have a song do that.”
Mike Rutherford: The Precious Living Years with my father, Guardian 25 January 2014





22. Michael Ball - Love Changes Everything


The sort of song that normally doesn’t do it for me, but wow, what a vocal this one has. The combination of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s music, Don Black’s lyrics and a talented singer produced no end of memorable tunes in the 1980s, see other years to come for Phantom of the Opera tracks. (Or indeed, I Know Him So Well one day, though that was written by Benny and Bjorn from ABBA!) This is the only thing I know from the musical Aspects of Love.


21. Guns n Roses - Paradise City


Not usually a fan of Guns n Roses, but it would be churlish not to admit they did have good tunes. This anthem is one of their best. Paradise City, incidentally, is apparently Bloomington.  It was also the first track that the entire band sat and wrote together, although Axl Rose is said to have made several of Slash’s lyric suggestions more radio friendly in editing! 


20.  Chris Rea - The Road to Hell (Part Two)

The demented sequel to Driving Home for Christmas? Rea thankfully has no intention yet of traveling that road to hell, having survived pancreatic cancer and a number of ailments in recent years. Keep rocking, Mr Rea. It’s also clear that Chris Rea bloody hates traffic jams, but finds them incredibly inspiring, creatively! Soon we’ll find out Fool If You Think It’s Over is actually about congestion at Spaghetti Junction. The song also acts as a metaphor for what Rea felt were bad life decisions at the time.


19.  Texas - I Don't Want a Lover


To be honest, I was surprised that Texas showed up this early into the charts. I had presumed them a late 90s band. They had formed the previous year, when the former Altered Images guitarist, John McElhone, auditioned women for a new band and settled on then hairdresser Sharleen Spiteri. That Ry Cooder/American inspired guitar intro also confused audiences who assumed it was going to be a US band, not some folk from Glasgow! 


18. Roy Orbison - She's a Mystery to Me

Even as he faced the final curtain, The Big O’s voice was like a nice silk blanket. It’s that combination of the Orbison voice, and his style of tune, but effortlessly updated to the ear of the 1980s. He could have gone on and on, and been a Johnny Cash, if life hadn’t had other plans.


17.  Queen - I Want It All


I debated for some time the order of the Queen songs on this list. The ones that qualified, that is, I’m afraid The Invisible Man wasn’t ever going to make the list. With a chorus lifted off a quote by Anita Dobson, Brian May created an anthem for 90s civil rights. There’s also hints of the future as Freddie Mercury sings about “so much to do in one lifetime”.


16. London Boys - Requiem


A song called Requiem, by a duo who both died young in a car accident, feels like a grim spot to start here. And despite that unintended context, this is a banger of a tune. The London Boys are so damn happy to be singing their song about love and regret!




15. Alice Cooper - Poison

Did someone call for a tune? Because we’ve sent for Alice Cooper. It’s about bad relationships, masochism and a coupling which is never going to end well. 



14. Michael Jackson - Leave Me Alone

A dark song which may be even darker now depending on your view of the ongoing accusations about Michael Jacksons private life the past thirty years.


13. Queen - The Miracle


Apparently it was a miracle that Freddie Mercury lived long enough to record this song. A dying composer at his most idealistic – “the one thing we’re all waiting for is peace on Earth, an end to war”. We also name check some of his heroes, like Jimi Hendrix, and the architectural and scientific miracles of the age. And sure enough, in a few years, another seeming miracle would appear, with the first medicine designed to tackle AIDS. There are people alive today who were diagnosed with HIV and AIDS in Mercury’s lifetime, alive thanks to medical science and the advancement of virus knowledge. It would have certainly seemed like a miracle in 1989 – alas, Freddie was just that little bit too early. 


12.  Deacon Blue - Wages Day


You can have the world if you do only as I say. We’ve all heard that one before. Ricky Ross was very good at getting the stained underbelly of Scottish working class life in his songs, and these characters all come to life in our minds because we know the archetypes. 


11.  Roy Orbison - You Got It


In a fair world, Orbison had only just begun again. He was fifty-two, we ought to have had another few decades of songs like this one, or better ones, to come from his renaissance. Instead, even as You Got It hit the charts, it was posthumous, Orbison having died in late 1988 from a heart attack. Although, having experienced the horrors and bereavement he did in his life, it is more of a miracle his heart lasted as long as it did. Poor man.

The only recording of Orbison singing this song, from Belgium three weeks before he died, is used as the music video.


10. INXS - Mystify


A love song told with the craft of a band who had carefully focus grouped their tunes in pub gig after pub gig, refining them before public release. Michael Hutchence was fond of songs about how no matter how bad life was getting, he could get distracted by love. Hutchence took over the main songwriting due to a squabble, and instantly made a song which focused on the singers voice! 

 

9. Tom Petty - I Wont Back Down


Great singer, great song. Again a familiar guitar plays – another cameo by George Harrison in this years list, working on one of his fellow Travelling Wilburys songs. Jeff Lynne also worked as producer on the track. With a top 30 spot in the charts, it was Tom Petty’s most successful charting song. The song was used by George W Bush during his election campaign in 2000, and Petty was so annoyed he allowed Al Gore to use it instead! The songs lyrics have become so linked to US sports that when Tom Petty died in 2017, AJ Styles quoted them before his PPV match in WWE that weekend and got an audible “aww” from the crowd. 


8. Queen - Breakthru


This song was chiefly written by Roger Taylor, and has his frenetic style. Brought to life by Deacon and May, they do the heavy lifting which allows Freddie Mercury to be carried along, as all of them are by the train in the video. As great an example of all four combining to produce a great track. The opening lyrics come from a song Mercury had worked on but abandoned, and fit effortlessly into the high tempo Taylor tune. “If I could only make you smile.. that would really be a breakthrough”.

 

As with all late age Queen songs, the added context of Freddie’s increasing frailty and terminal illness adds nuance to lines such as breaking through “these barriers of pain”. In their last two albums in Mercury's lifetime, Queen look heavily into the face of death, and produced some incredible music from it. Beautiful music. Breakthru is perhaps overlooked (The Guardian ranked it 42nd place out of 50 Queen singles, below Las Palabras de Amor and Thank God It’s Christmas) as its zest for performance is more in your face than the more reflective nature of the Innuendo album. However, it’s sheer joie de vivre in the face of inescapable odds sets it as a worthy companion piece, and a hidden gem of the Queen back catalogue. 





7.  Kirsty MacColl - Days


A cover of an old Kinks song. Ray Davies version reached 12 in the UK Charts in 1968. In 1989, Kirsty MacColl covered it and it reached… number 12 in the UK charts. Nice bit of symmetry. The music video, with Kirsty saving a cartoon fox, was my first introduction to McColl in the mid-1990s. The other Kirsty MacColl single from 1989, Free World, is a gritty satire on the cost of living and social health care in the 1980s, which is frighteningly timely even today, but alas the foolish record buying public only got it to number 43 in the charts, and so it doesn’t qualify for this list. MacColl continued to write wonderful tunes which didn’t chart, but which sold well and which she toured constantly on, until her unlawful killing in 2000. England 2 Colombia 0 is a good one, as was her cover of Miss Otis Regrets. While her chart success was fleeting, she was a fantastic singer-songwriter who should still be around now, writing wistfully about love and bastards, and not dead aged 41 over 20 years ago. God, can you imagine the songs Kirsty MacColl would have written about Brexit? And so, when she sings The Kinks, telling us that “and though you're gone, you’re with me every single day”, she is almost foretelling the tragic loss of a much loved singer. 


6. Madonna - Like A Prayer


Controversial yet catchy. I suppose if anything could sum up Madonna, those three words do it best. The song launched as a Pepsi commercial, then was revealed in full as an MTV video. The video axed the commercial, and angered Christian groups, who seemed to be annoyed by images of Madonna snogging a black Jesus. It’s the imagery of her dancing in front of the burning crosses, daring and uncomfortable, which shocks even today, however. As for those seemingly taken in by the more cutesy Pepsi advert, FFS, this is Madonna. She’s already made the prayer/sex/love metaphor before, what did you think you were going to get? 


5.  The Beautiful South - Song for Whoever


A song about a songwriter who gets into many quick and messy relationships, so he can have material to write songs about. Is this The Beautiful South leaning on the fourth wall? Is Paul Heaton gently mocking Taylor Swift’s back catalogue before she was even born? Heaton is one of the great underrated singer-songwriters of the 1980s and 1990s, and we’ll see him, in more than one band, show up time and again on these countdowns. When The Housemartins broke up amicably (they still contribute to each others projects even today), Heaton and Dave Hemingway formed The Beautiful South with guitarist Dave Rotheray. In time they surpassed the success of the Housemartins, which is now better known as that 80s band which had both the guy from the Beautiful South and Fatboy Slim in it. As Paul Heaton was known for disliking writing love songs (Norman Cook points out that he preferred angry Marxist political lyrics!) it is perhaps no surprise that The Beautiful South became known for satirical love tunes. So here the singer loves the cheques that writing about his former loves brings, but after so much time he’s forgotten their names, hence he’s also writing the song for…whoever. It’s hilarious, but it also sounds like a love song, and so charted in 2nd place in the UK charts, beaten to the top slot by Soul II Soul.



4. Deacon Blue - Fergus Sings The Blues


The age old internal worries of an artist, bobbling along for little reward and acclaim, who looks back at the mirror and wonders if they are being foolish. Imposter syndrome is a genuine thing which can overwhelm folk, who look at the likes of a Bob Dylan or a Stephen King or a David Tennant who make their whole craft look effortless, and compare themselves unfavourably to them. Never mind the artists position in their career. Have you ever seen that Simpsons episode where Homer becomes an inventor, forever comparing himself to Thomas Edison, only to break into Edison’s offices and discover that in the Simpsons world, Edison had forever compared himself to Leonardo Da Vinci? It’s very true, and in Fergus Sings The Blues, as Ricky Ross sings of Elvis and other personal icons and admits self-doubt over his own career, we see this imposter syndrome brought to life. And as everything is circular, Deacon Blue became massive, and no doubt someone somewhere listens to songs such as this and thinks how effortless they sound and how their own attempts at music sound weak in comparison. To which we can only say – if Dylan and Neil Gaiman suffer that, we all get it. Best just to keep at it, and not compare your efforts to someone with considerable more experience, with a life story unique to them alone.

 

With a tune inspired by Michael Marra, rarely has such self-doubt sounded so fine on the ear.


3. Depeche Mode - Personal Jesus

Usually when Johnny Cash covered a song he killed the appeal of the original (see Nine Inch Nails) but there is enough about this track by Depeche Mode to stand the test of time.  It’s a powerful song, but the Cash and Depeche Mode tracks are fundamentally different. In Cash’s hands, it was the voice of the deliverance that comes for every man and woman. Under Depeche Mode, it has the parasitical element of a Jimmy Swaggart, fleecing new converts for cash. By preying on the alone they can make believers. Its all very predatorial. The riff aides the cause. This was the first guitar dominant song Martin Gore wrote. “If you see someone as God that’s not a very balanced view” he told Spin magazine in 1990.



2. Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire


It’s always burning, that’s climate change for you!

 

It says a lot about how long it too me to write these things that when I originally drafted the opening to We Didn’t Start the Fire, I noted that Doris Day was one of the few people namechecked within still alive. Now you have to refer to Queen Elizabeth II, Brigitte Bardot, Chubby Checker and Bob Dylan. Oh, and Bernie Goetz the subway shooter, proving stand your ground type miscarriages never changed. 118 historical parts of the 20th Century referenced within 4 minutes of song. Billy Joel’s 3rd US number one, and like his previous ones he wrote it himself. Joel considered the song more of a “dentist drill than a melody” but it remains one of his most popular (and his most parodied) tracks. And to think it was born in an argument with a friend of Sean Lennon’s about the 1980s being much worse to grow up in than the 1950s!

 

It's also useful for jogging little bits of more obscure history to the mind. We all know the Presidents and Stalin, but George Santayana, Roy Campanella (I thought it was the old actor), and the odious Charles Starkweather might have otherwise been forgotten. 


Which just leaves us with our 1989 number one song, which seemed to foretell the future of music.


1. Marc Almond and Gene Pitney - Something's Gotten Hold of My Heart


Jumping in bed with one of the hottest stars of the 1980s he might have been but Gene Pitney wasn’t outshone here, and he got his debut number one. See? There's still time for Kim Wilde!


Gene Pitney had originally taken the song to 5th in the UK Charts in 1967. Long since removed from chart success, when he heard that Marc Almond had planned to cover the song, Pitney suggested a duet. The musical coupling worked and achieved four weeks at Number One, presenting Gene Pitney with his first and only UK Number one hit. They performed together on Top of the Pops, and the generational culture clash gave Pitney a whole new audience which kept him touring until his death in 2006. It seemed to foresee how commonplace the old and the new duets would become in the current century, to the point where we are forever looking out for someone to finally get Kim Wilde her UK number one! Hey if you say it often enough...

 

The duet works better than the solo efforts, as the juxtaposition of Pitney and Almond’s vocals, with both men in different singing ranges, works majestically in the songs favour. It becomes the old agreeing with the young about the mysteries of life. This combination of 80s gay icon and a man who looked a bit like a Columbo villain meshed well.

 

“Was Pitney aware that he had a gay following? "Me? That I had a gay following? No, not really." But surely he must have realised that there was something deeply camp about his 1960s hits: the sawing strings, the sense of melodrama? "Oh yeah, I can see that. Musically I got along perfect with Marc. The video in the middle of the desert, with me in the white tux and him in the leather, that was great."
Gene Pitney, to Alexis Petridis, Life after Tulsa, 14 May 2003.

 

 

“It was an honour to have worked with him. He was a great, unique singer of great, unique songs.”
Marc Almond, to NME, 6th April 2006







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