Wednesday 3 March 2021

The Thirteen Problems

 


(The cover on mums copy, borrowed from elsewhere, with its blue geranium..)



It is usually Aidan who writes reviews of crime novels. However, I was recently reading one of the early Agatha Christies, so I thought I would share my thoughts on. The Thirteen Problems pitch together a collection of short stories that Agatha Christie had written about a character named Jane Marple in the latter half of the 1920s. In the collection, a dinner party tell each other unsolved mysteries, usually involving a murder, while the rest of the party try and work out who done it. To their bafflement, the unassuming little old lady who sits in the corner works out each solution correctly. Even those that baffled the greatest minds in the crime fighting industry.


We start with The Tuesday Night Club, first written for The Royal Magazine in December 1927. This is Miss Marple’s literary debut, and she’s the focus from the start. In one long paragraph, we get our outfit, her love of knitting, and her quick glancing looks at the other guests, which we are later to find out her brain can quickly deduce a lot of human nature from.  I guess we’d call Marple a variation of cold reader, in that she has been around so many people in her life and was of the experience that people tend to make the same mistakes over and over, that she subconsciously recognised things from body language or attire alone. Now, it depends how willing you are to believe that. It is no different from Sherlock Holmes technique, yet I know of people who boycott all of Conan Doyle’s works because they believe he promoted anti-sceptic believes through them. There is an amusing tale Orson Welles told about studying cold reading in real life to research F for Fake, only to blurt out a friends parent had died because he’d subconsciously twigged from her body language and both of them freaked out. But then, Orson Welles anecdotes come with the warning up front that he might be “lying his ass off”. This sort of intuition led solution is different from the evidence gathering Poirot, although by the time the novels started to be written, Marple was more interested in evidence too. Cold reading and gut feeling might work for short stories, but for the full thing, proof is required.

The first mystery is a standard crime trope. Three sit down to dinner, one dies of poisoning, whodunnit. The former commissioner of Scotland Yard (Sir Henry) tells the story, and then a doctor, a lawyer, crime novelist Raymond West (Marple’s nephew) and West’s intended wife, Joyce, all try to give the solution. But then they remember Miss Marple is in the room, and she gives them the correct identity of the murderer. This was that rare Christie solution that even as a kid I got in advance, as it relies on an ingredient I was quite fond of at the time!

 

In 1926, the bit most people remember of Agatha Christie’s life happened, when she disappeared for eleven days, shortly after discovering his husband’s affair with a family friend. At the time it was seen as a publicity stunt, nowadays we understand mental health a bit better and recognise breakdowns and PTSD and other likelier causes. However, one fall out from this series of events is what I’d note as being an increase of cheating husbands doing away with their wives. I wonder what gave her the inspiration for that one!

 

(For those worried, Agatha went on to marry an archaeologist, travelled the world as an explorer, became a millionaire and the best-selling author of all time, and knew a legit 30 plus ways to kill an individual and get away with it. Colonel Christie, on the other hand, is a punchline in the story of one of our great female writers. I think she might have got the last laugh on him…)

The Idol House of Astarte is one of Christie’s dabbles into the supernatural. Well, a shallow dip of a toe. There’s an idol house (a folly dressed up as a pagan religious place) in the grounds of a Dartmoor mansion house. During a fancy-dress party, the girl all the bad guys want pretends to be the Angel of Death but when she goes to smite one of the other guests, they die for real. Of course, this case is rational disguised as supernatural, and when that is accepted there can only be one possible killer. Much like a certain Jonathan Creek episode, or an influential book by Israel Zangwill from the 1890s.

If you’ve ever seen Penn and Teller’s Fool Us, you’ll know they talk in a sort of magician’s code, so that those in the know understand what they mean, but it doesn’t spoil it for the rest of us. Consider any spoilers in this review marked up in a similar, pseud writer, way as above.

Miss Marple, of course, is the one who ignores all of the supernatural dressing and focuses solely on the motive and opportunity.

 

Although I’d just like to say that Diana Ashley’s idea of an orgy is entirely different from anyone reading this.

 

Raymond West is next up, with Ingots of Gold, to tell us a rather dull tale about the Spanish Armada gold in Cornwall. It sets up a moral which was important then and probably still is, namely, don’t judge a book by its cover (or a person by their past). However, the crime writer tells us a long and slow story of a robbery, and you can sense the fiendish disappointment among the dinner party that the tale had no murders.

 

Not to worry, artist Joyce is up next, and The Blood-Stained Pavement is a cracker. One of the best tales in the collection. It has an eerie quality, like watching a nightmare from afar, helped by the sympathetic (yet bewildered) narrator. To say much else (this involves another innocent done in, suffice to say) is to spoil not only this, but a much more famous novel where Christie reuses the main idea. And why not? As whodunnits go, it was a cracker.

Did I say one book? OK, maybe slightly more than one book reuses the idea…

 

Lawyer Pretherick gives us Motive v Opportunity, which is a legal tale. A swindler gets their name as sole inheritor of the estate of a dying old man, robbing his kids. When the will is opened on death, the page is blank. Those who had the opportunity to change the will were the swindlers who had no motive to do so, and those who had the motive to change it in their favour had no opportunity to do so. This is the sort of intriguing set up which can only really sustain 20 pages or so, and the Blairite solution may have seemed obvious to some from early on. However, that is surely worth it for one of the rarest solutions in any crime novel. The one where, on finding out the solution, the response of everyone (including the Commissioner of Scotland Yard and Miss Marple herself) is akin to “go on, my son”.

The first half of the book ends with Miss Marple telling us her own tale. The Thumb Mark of St Peter. Christie revels at giving more of a voice to Jane Marple, and her loving disdain (not a typo) for niece Mabel. Mabel has been party to one of those traditional events: people sat down to dinner, one of them was poisoned. Yes, just like in the first story. However, this one is far better than the opening story, as Miss Marple is a far more interesting character, and a rare insight into her mind on how she goes about solving the various crimes she comes across is a welcome read. Even if the answer appears to be trust in intuition, prayer, and dumb luck, and then add 10% research to see if that backs it up. Like any magician, when you find out, it seems less mystical, but then, I suppose that’s the point, that Marple is just an ordinary old woman who happens to stumble across the scene of the crime rather a lot. When not focused on character, this story does not give enough of the clues up front for the reader to deduce what is going on until extremely late in the day, so it is a mark below the best tales in the collection.

There was then a break in the stories. Christie focused on The Seven Dials Mystery and wrote a few Poirot short stories. However, in late 1929, Miss Marple was back at another dinner party. As in real life, so in the story it is a year on from the first party, and this time we are in St Mary Mead. Sir Henry is staying with friends: Colonel Bantry and his wife Dolly, who appear again in later Marple novels. In fact, unlike most of Christie’s Poirot timeline characters, the Colonel ages, as his death in the early 1960s sets the entire plot of The Mirror Crack’d into motion. (Also, if Marple is old and frail in the late 1920s, just how old is she when we get to the 1960s? The answer in At Bertrams Hotel is early 70s, but then Agatha Christie was early 70s when she wrote that novel! The easiest way to deal with this variation of UNIT dating is to backdate everything. The last chronological Marple appearance is in Nemesis, which is set one year after A Caribbean Mystery, so in 1965/66. In the final Marple novels, she is clearly a lot older and frailer than she was in her heyday. If we put her in her early 90s by the time of Nemesis, this would put her in her mid-late 50s during the Thirteen Problems. Certainly, an old or experienced age in the 1920s, just don’t tell my parents they’re older than Miss Marple now!)


(Of course, in the 1980s they were all "Joan Hickson" aged - and why not? She's still the best imo.)



Anyhow, the collection bursts back into life with The Blue Geranium, a great tale of people using supernatural wall dressing (literally) to disguise cold blooded murder. This was the story that grabbed me most on first reading, and decades later it is easy to see why, as the victim becomes aware of their intended demise months ahead of the murder but is unable to convince anyone what is happening to prevent it. That added horror – of knowing someone means to do you harm but not finding anyone able to save you – gives The Blue Geranium an added kick even after the rational side kicks in. Working out the solution ahead of time may rely on knowing things which have fallen somewhat out of fashion in the 90+ years since publication, but we can hardly blame Christie for that one. (Although I did once see a critique of Mary Wollstonecraft, that said she said nothing about the modern-day civil rights fight. I can’t see what possessed her not to foresee events that happened 300 years after her death either…)

A new doctor tells us the story of The Companion, in which the odd bit from the norm of a usual crime tale turns out to be the pivotal part of the piece. It is set in Las Palmas but could be set in Torquay. Not much to say about a “not that way round” tale.

Sir Henry is next up with The Four Suspects, about a murder in which only four people could have committed the murder. (Actually, I’m not convinced it could only be four, but that’s besides the point.) The window dressing of a German secret society out to murder a defector, and man resigned to his fate, give the filling to the tale. In fact, there are two suspects, and one seems unlikely.

Miss Marple regals us with A Christmas Tragedy, which uses the exact same plot device as one of the earlier stories. I told you she liked that plot twist. The exact method in this telling is reliant on a bit too much of a handwave, however. It was done better in the book.

The disappointing second half of the book livens up with The Herb of Death. Dolly Bantry can’t tell a story properly, and the comedic mistiming of every beat adds a livelier narrative to proceedings than in the past three stories. Using the enthusiastic but forgetful narrator, and putting in the clues matter of fact, I confess I forget the finish and was wrong footed by it, 20 years on from when I first read it! The clues are all there too, but better disguised than in most of the stories, and we are left with a truly hideous character who hides their toxic nature under a guise of being such a good person, even the narrator is slightly confused by it decades later. Miss Marple spotted it, of course, but then she had the benefit of being written by the author!

Alas, the collection which was quite good ends on two low notes. The first is a story by actress Jane Helier (the weakest character in the collection) which ends on a deserved mediocre note and her worry that the world is full of Miss Marples. The last story, Death by Drowning, has nothing to do with the dinner parties, and involves Sir Henry solving a murder committed in St Mary Mead. He bumps into Marple, who writes the solution of the crime on a piece and paper and puts it in Sir Henrys pocket. Of course, she turns out to be right, but only appears on two pages out of thirty. Dryly in a collection of stories that wouldn’t stretch to novel length, this one suffers because it feels like a novel cut down to thirty pages. We needed more Marple, we need to flesh out the crime and the victims, we needed to give the murderer an actual grounding in the tale. It feels like a story Agatha got bored with. A bum note to end on.

That was too overtly a negative bit to end on though. Of the thirteen tales, three are great, and the rest are at least enjoyable, except for The Affair at the Bungalow. The star of the show remains Miss Jane Marple, whose mind and opinions take centre stage even before the rest of the characters notice. Poirot might be the detective who steals the spotlight from everyone in the vicinity, but as I get older, the sharper eye on society that Christie gives Marple is the one I learn to appreciate more and more.

 

 

 

 

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