World Cup 2026 power rankings
Instead of a group stage preview, here is a power ranking as they seem in vogue. My attempt to rank the 48 teams at the World Cup based on likelihood to win the Cup. Or do well. Or even advance in some cases. I like lists. Some teams suffer from being in bad groups, some teams suffer from being bad teams. I tried to be fair to everyone, and look forward to being proved utterly wrong within a fortnight! Onwards!
48 Qatar
They won the Asia Cup in 2019, yet were shit at the 2022 World Cup. They won the Asian Cup in 2023 also (mostly thanks to the bigger nations killing each other), and I think they are still shit. Compare it to Greece, who won the Euros in 2004, but if they had got to the 2006 World Cup, would have probably added as much as they eventually did to the 2010 version. In the last year, they have lost to Lebanon, lost to Tunisia 3-0, lost to Palestine, lost to Zimbabwe at home, been crushed by Russia, and they had to have the qualifying rules changed to help them just cross the qualification line by the skin of their teeth. They’re also in a very easy group. They rely heavily on Almoez Ali and Akram Afif. They did beat Mexico in the group stages of the 2023 Gold Cup and then…. lost 4-0 to Panama. The only reason this side isn’t no hopers is the comfortable nature of their group and even then, I think their existence is the reason its comfortable for the rest.
47 New Zealand
Haiti just crushed New Zealand 4-0. Hey, New Zealand beat Chile 4-1, did you hear? Yes, this tells me that Chile are godawful. In the lead up to the 2010 World Cup appearance, New Zealand had battling defeats against Mexico and beat Serbia. Now they are getting gubbed by Haiti, Finland, Australia. It doesn’t bode well. Nor does the fact they rely on a 34 year old Chris Wood for their goals. Their midfield options come from the likes of St Etienne (not bad), Motherwell (hmm) and Peterborough United (no comment). They had the easiest qualifying route, they have the easiest group but.. I still think this is a bridge too far for this generation of New Zealand footballers.
46 Curacao
Dick Advocaat took this rag tag bunch to the World Cup. Then his daughter became gravely ill, so he retired. Then she got better (hooray) so he’s back for his last big jig in football. I got to see Curacao in great detail last week. They are spirited but not very good. They’ve been gubbed by Scotland, Australia and China in recent weeks, and all of those should ring alarm bells. At Hampden they were down to ten men after a stupid tackle in a friendly! They also huffed and puffed and got in your face before tiring. I don’t see them doing much against Germany, Ecuador or Cote D’Ivoire, but they might get a goal or two, and win some friends for their craziness. And to be fair, just by being here, they are already winners. Tahith Chong, who scored against Scotland, had a lot of positive energy. And in the early going of all three matches, they chase every ball and chance so if they got an early goal, it could be fun. But yeah, grouped and fondly remembered seems their most likely path.
(Also, Curacao smashed Haiti, and Scotland smashed Curacao is the sort of logic I’d be using for Group C if I wasn’t a Scot!)
45 Haiti
It’s nice to see these minnows back at the World Cup, a view point I might change in a hurry next weekend. They beat New Zealand and drew Iceland recently, results that drew the blood from my face! They are in a very tough group however, and even if they do beat Scotland, its hard to see a side on the level of Curacao getting anything from Morocco or Brazil. Now watch Frantzdy Pierrot get a hattrick against the Scots. By qualifying the Haiti for this first World Cup in 52 years, and doing it ahead of Costa Rica and Honduras, manager Sebastian Migne has already vastly overachieved.
44 Jordan
Jordan have already done incredibly well to get to their first ever World Cup. As a team they aim to score goals and last November managed to drag Tunisia to a 5 goal thriller. Which they lost. They scored two against Morocco, and lost. They scored against the Swiss, and lost. They scored twice against Costa Rica, and drew. You can see the problem here. Their give it a go philosophy is admirable, and they can get goals, but their defence is non existent. And they are about to play 3 teams far better than their usual bedfellows. 0 points seems likely for Jordan, but I fear for three thumpings where other more dull sides go out with 1 draw and a -2 goal difference, we all know someone will. But Jordan are on a generational high, having reached the Asian Cup final in 2023. On the pitch, the goal threats come from Olwan (not at 100%), and Rennes’s Al-Taamari. Likely to be fun, unlikely to be involved in any 0-0 draws. You fear for them against Austria and Argentina.
43 Ghana
Remember how great and fun that 2006-14 Ghana team was? Yes, this is not it. Carlos Queiroz manages them, so you know what to expect. He replaced Otto Addo in April after a bad run of form, including a thumping by Austria, and drawing Chad. Their best player, Mohammed Kudus, is injured and not at the World Cup. Most of their success in recent years ran through him. Without him they look toothless. Without Kudus they need to rely on Antoine Semenyo and Thomas Partey (still here), while aging Jordan Ayew and “never lived up to expectations” Inaki Williams have to score goals. Their AFCON qualifying was a comedy of errors. They failed to win a single match in six against Niger, Sudan and Angola, those titans of world football. They lost at home to Niger, currently ranked 114th in the world. They did qualify for 2023 AFCON at least, and got grouped by the Cape Verde Islands and Mozambique. Their world cup status was under threat for a while due to a loss to Comoros. Never mind threatening England or Croatia, and Ghana have often raised their game for one off matches against big opponents so its not impossible they can get a draw somewhere, I struggle to see this motley crew beating Panama.
42 Saudi Arabia
They are an old, goal scarce side who have lost to Ecuador, Serbia, Egypt, Jordan, Morocco, Algeria and Australia in the last year, and failed to beat Trinidad and Tobago, and Iraq. Their most impressive win was admittedly over the Cote D’Ivoire, but even so, they crawled to the World Cup via a narrow win over Indonesia and a draw against Iraq. Because they could beat the Cape Verde Islands, they might get to the knockout stage, but they, overall, are a deeply mediocre side who will lose easily to the first decent side they face. Incidentally, they are facing Spain and Uruguay, and the third in this group are likely to face one of France, Belgium, Norway or England in the first KO round.
41 Scotland
My lads are back, for the first time since 1998! And we have Brazil, just like 1998. And Morocco, just like 1998! And Haiti. CONCACAF minnows are never worrisome: just ask Scotland 1990! In 1998, Scotland got 0 points from Brazil and Morocco. Our team rely on our strong midfield – McTominay and McGinn on their day are a match for anyone, Gannon-Doak is a formidable ball carrier, and while Billy Gilmour misses out (poor sod), youngsters Findlay Curtis and Tyler Fletcher looked good in friendlies, admittedly against Curacao. And surely the Scottish semi-reserves beating a Haiti level side handily is a good sign? Up front we have Lyndon bloody Dykes again, and George Hirst (impersonating a footballer for Ipswich Town) but this season and recent games suggest Lawrence Shankland's poacher instincts can translate to the Scotland team, and lord knows we need it. We made goals look very difficult to achieve at the last two Euros, and have a sieve like defence, bad options in a tough group. Brazil and Morocco could be get messy for us, which means a KO spot seems deeply unlikely, even if we do beat Haiti. And its Scotland, so that KO spot is practically mission impossible.
40 Cape Verde Islands
Plucky underdogs who qualified for their first ever World Cup by beating Cameroon and hipster faves Angola. Their manager Bubista also took them to the quarterfinals of the AFCON in 2023, this is a very solid team. They’ve beaten Serbia (who are the most charitable side in this review and they’re not even at the World Cup) 3-0 last week, which was sandwiched by wins over Finland and Bermuda, so their confidence should be sky high. They also drew Egypt and Iran (but lost on penalties to both, so they shouldn’t play for penalties in the World Cup semifinal, is my helpful advice), held Georgia to a score draw, and beat Cameroon. They aim to score goals, they don’t care what the reputation of their opponents are, they are highly likeable. I think they’ve got an outside chance of advancing here. The problem is their opening opponents, Spain. Spain have a habit of being flat track bullies against lowly sides, and a thumping from the Spanish might be a confidence smasher. My advice would be to disregard the Spain game, and enjoy it for what it is. 4 points from Uruguay and Saudi Arabia is perfectly possible. Hey, its fun to dream, I’m Scottish, sometimes I think we can get out of a group stage!
39 Tunisia
Tough opposition, Sabri Lamouchi has axed nearly half the AFCON side, and 1/3rd of his side are youngsters. They were dour, defensive and rarely scored in qualifying, then they got 7 goals in 4 games at the AFCON, so have reverted to 1 goal in their last 3 friendlies. Exciting. They seem most likely to get a draw or two and slit the wrists of one of their opponents in doing so. And they just lost a friendly 5-0 to Belgium, which doesn’t bode well for taking on three better sides. Yes, I said it.
38 Panama
I’ve heard a lot of praise coming Panama’s way for their qualification, and their current style of play, and how Thomas Christiansen (former Leeds manager) might be the best manager in CONCACAF, so to all that I say: they’ve got a weak African side and an old well past its prime Croatia. This is put up or shut up time for Panama. With dogged wins over South Africa and draws against Bosnia and Bolivia, they can be tricky, but they also just lost 6-2 to Brazil, and lost to Mexico, which suggests to me that England and Croatia ought to be out of reach. And also, keep in mind, a single point for Panama will exceed their greatest World Cup record. They don’t really have players to watch out for as obvious goal threats (Tomas Rodriguez, maybe) but they can get goals from all over the place. In recent good goal scoring form is Jiovany Ramos, who is a centre back. By which I mean he got a goal recently. I'm an expert on all things Panamanian football, clearly...
37 Iraq
Iraq’s 21 game world cup qualifying marathon underwent highs and lows, from having their spot as host of the playoffs removed (for dubious reasons), to wining three playoffs after that, and getting to their first World Cup in 40 years. Those scenes of parties and jubilation on streets we all know, for war and misery this century, would bring a tear to a glass eye. Iraq actually started WCQ with 3 teams hipsters expected to do better: Indonesia, Vietnam and the Philippines, and beat them all. Then they finished 3rd behind South Korea (despite giving them a game) and Jordan, then got robbed by the Saudis, then beat UAE and Bolivia. If at first you don’t succeed. And their reward is the group of certain death! But if their long road to the World Cup, and their draw against Spain showed anything, its that Iraq will never give up, and are more than capable of being tricky opposition. I don’t expect them to qualify from a group with Norway, France and Senegal, but I can see them having a major say in who advances, or who doesn’t advance. They’ve got some decent young midfielder, Zidane Iqbal and Ali Jasim of note.
36 South Korea
South Korea’s pre-Cup warm up games include wins over El Salvador and Trinidad and Tobago, those mighty world champions. Their last Asia Cup saw them losing in the Semifinal to Jordan and failing to beat Malaysia. Their World Cup qualifying saw them struggling to beat Iraq and drawing Palestine and Oman. In a direct friendly in March, they were gubbed 4-0 by Cote D’Ivoire. They are in a group with the hosts, a tough European side, and an African side – South Korea have lost to Ghana and Algeria in recent World Cups and drew a lousy Nigeria in 2010. 19 of their squad are 25 or older, and the likes of Son Heung-min are past their prime. Basically, I am very worried about the South Koreans here. They have the likes of PSG’s Lee Kang-in, but it’s a squad in which the goals are heavily reliant on Son, Hwang hee-chan (2 league goals all season for Wolves), and the aforementioned Kang-in to produce goals. Hwang In-Beom (Feyenoord) has never lived up to the potential he showed a decade ago, and he’s had a lot of chances to show it. I have the South Koreans this low because I think they’re going to get grouped.
35 Australia
I always vastly underrate Australia. In terms of entertainment, they’ve been in more memorable matches at the World Cup than I remember (Croatia 2006, Ghana 2010, Argentina 2022 to name three), and barring 1 or 2 thumpings, they always give it a good showing. In 2006 they KO’d Croatia and gave Italy and Brazil huge scares. In 2010, they recovered from a German thumping to eliminate Serbia. In 2014, they were expected to be Zaire levels, but gave Chile and the Dutch really good games. In 2018, they were equal to Denmark and France for two games before tiring. In 2022, they eliminated hipster favourites Denmark! Basically its time for losers like me to give the Australians some respect.
So naturally I have them fourth in their group.
Yet, if any team could overthrow that, its probably them. I remember Tony Popovic’s own goal v Portsmouth, now you tell me that was 22 years ago and he’s manager of his national team! Tempus fugit! Popovic took over in 2024 after Australia lost in the Asia Cup quarterfinals, and had taken 1 point from 2 World Cup qualifying matches against Bahrain and Indonesia! He turned them around with 4 wins in their last 4, when Australia’s qualification had seemed dodgy before. In recent months, they’ve beaten Canada and Curacao, but lost to the Americans, Colombia and Venezuela. Do they have the players to threaten others in Group D? Well, with Jackson Irvine there they have the tackling! Their frontline is mostly new, I don’t know Velupillay of Melbourne Victory or Volpato of Sassulo, or even, tbh, Nestory Irankunda, though I know enough that the 20 year old from Watford is considered a player to watch here. A third of this team is 22 or younger. But while they are spirited, I think they are limited.
There, I have underrated Australia yet again. Will I ever learn?
34 Uzbekistan
Lost in playoffs, finished a point off, lost the key final game: after 20 years of repeat WCQ heartbreak, Uzbekistan have finally crossed the Rubicon and are here. Good things come to those who wait. Their WCQ was steady, despite their manager Srecko Katanec having to retire due to cancer, and then his replacement wishing to go to club management. Now Fabio Cannavaro is in charge, and has already dumped one of their most highly touted midfielders! Under him, Uzbekistan have drawn Venezuela and lost to Canada. Not amazing. Yet, famous last words, I think they have the midfield and desire to catch one of their opponents cold. Khamdamov, Urunov, Shukurov, they have players who can pounce on mistakes, and nabbing the win here or there isn’t beyond them.
33 Bosnia
This is a strange combination of the old guard who huffed and puffed through the qualifying, and a bunch of young players I know little about. They’re on the cusp here of a predicted KO round appearance, and to be honest, of all the teams, this one could go 3-0-0 in the groups or 0-0-3 easily enough. Dzeko and Kolasinac, the wrong side of 30, are still here and crucial, and way back down the list, Bajraktarevic and Alajbegovic are younger than Dzeko combined, yet have 24 caps between them already. They are the reason that Romania, Italy and Wales aren’t at this Cup so ignore them at your peril.
32 DR Congo
One benefit the DRC have from WCQ is that they have proved they can cope with things going wrong. Case in point, their qualifier against Senegal in which they went 2-0 up within 33 minutes (playing some excellent football) only to lose 3-2. Most teams would have fallen apart from that heartbreak. DR Congo instead won the crucial next 2 games to qualify for the playoffs, then beat Cameroon and Nigeria in back to back playoffs over the course of three days, then went to the CONCACAF and beat highly fancied Jamaica for this spot. So we have evidence that when things go wrong, they knuckle down and try again. They’ve also only conceded 3 goals in their last 12 games, and that includes a goalless draw with Denmark. Their main flaw is that in some of these games they took a boat load of chances to score. They need Bakambu and Wissa to take more of these chances. If they do, they make a tough group on paper very difficult in reality. But they could easily do a Morocco 2018, winning friends and not taking any of their many chances. And in a group with Portugal and Colombia that would be fatal.
To be honest, my gut tells me one of the DRC or Uzbekistan make it to the KO round, with a win over the other and a draw against either Portugal or Colombia, but I can’t decide which, so they are both close to each other here.
31 Iran
Iran were blessed with an easy group and then all hell broke loose. There are so many elephants in the room here, let’s try and touch on them far too lightly. My opposition to the Iranian regime remains as strong as it ever was, and all the (many) Iranian people I’ve met in real life have been lovely, intelligent, progressive people vastly different from the sods in charge of their country. I don’t think the Trump bombing has done anything but strengthen the regime. I don’t think the football team represent the regime, though it is a complicated mixture of protest, acceptance and fear. I really dislike (to put it mildly) the Iranian regime blocking the most pro-democracy players from playing for their national team, hobbling their own chances out of spite. I really don’t like the way the American government has gone out of its way to be difficult to a football team, who will have to bus 40 hours between matches and stay in a different country from the one hosting their matches. Overall, the Iranian team has been synonymous enough with protest over the years for me to want them to do well, while cursing any sods who try to jump on their cause. (Mahdavikia, possibly the finest Asian footballer of this century, got banned from his own team for supporting earlier protests against the regime, to pick up just one story over the years.)
Now with a literal siege mentality in the team, they’ve actually won their 3 friendlies since the war started, but they were against Costa Rica, Gambia and perennial chokers Mali. Many of the team who did briefly well in 2014, 2018 and 2022 are here: Ghoddos, Jahanbakhsh, Cheshmi, etc. In 2018 they were one miss in injury time away from KOing Portugal. In 2014, they came close to a great result against Messi’s Argentina. They got to the Asia Cup semifinals. This past decade has been a story of nearly men. Will this be any different? New Zealand and Egypt are perfect opponents to make it happen, but you have to feel the turmoil is too much. (That said, if Iran finish 2nd in this group, they face the runners up of the USA’s group. Sods law incoming?)
30 Egypt
Egypt, despite being AFCON royalty, have never won a World Cup match. Somehow. This is even only their 4th World Cup, as many of their greater sides failed to qualify. They are in decent form, giving Brazil and Spain good games in recent memory, and getting to the AFCON semifinals in January, only losing to Senegal in a tight semifinal. What benefits Egypt is that whilst in 2018, an injury to Mo Salah left them toothless, now they have Marmoush and Trezeguet getting goals to lessen the weight on an aging Salah. They also play New Zealand and an Iran in turmoil. If they can’t win a World Cup game here, they might as well give up the game. Yes, I have Iran and Egypt next to each other as they are difficult to separate, and besides, if both beat New Zealand and draw, they’ll both reach the Holy Grail of the second round for the first time.
29 South Africa
When I watched South Africa at the recent AFCON, they had intent to play attacking football which was pleasing on the eye. They also had a defence leakier than a sieve. In a group with South Korea, Mexico and the Czechs, they are the rank outsiders, and likely to win friends, but not influence the Cup. Still, I have them this far because in actual competitive matches of late, they’ve had goals in them, and South Korea’s charitable friendliness towards African sides could continue. Or, they could the side that drew Nicaragua and be totally trash. I like the forward duo of Apollis and Foster however. Plucky underdogs.
28 Paraguay
Paraguay haven’t made the World Cup since their quarterfinal in 2010. Despite being thought of as a tough nut to crack in my mind, they were grouped at the last Copa America with three loses in three games. That includes a loss to Costa Rica, who aren’t even here. They also struggled to get goals in the latter half of WCQing, and have lost friendlies to a bunch of teams like South Korea and the USA. There is the potential for goals but not many: Enciso, Sanabria, Kaku score less internationally than you’d expect. Tight matches that could go either way, I think they’ll be a tough opponent in the KO stages ala Paraguay 2010 or Ecuador 2006, but equally I’ve sided 51-49 for a result in Paraguay/Australia that could easily flip. Yet every sim I’ve done of the cup has Paraguay in the semis, so maybe game AI knows more than I do!
(And as we go to print, I have learned that Enciso is injured and will miss their first 2 games. This might hobble them.)
27 Sweden
Sweden have been terribly. Dreadful in qualifying. Didn’t even make it to the Euros. Then they signed Graham Potter and scored 6 goals in 2 playoffs to get back to the World Cup. So for this one we have to rip up their entire form book and rely on the fact they have a good manager, and, if it turns up, a very strong attack. Isak and Gyokeres and Elanga, supported by Ayari. On paper they could do well. But it depends who turns up, qualifying Sweden or playoff Sweden.
26 Uruguay
Like most hipsters with silly beards, when I heard Marcello Bielsa was taking charge of Uruguay, I was all “this is going to be awesome”. Football’s great anarchist attack minded coach in charge of the most anarchistic national team in the world. This was going to be amazing. And when they got 10 points from their first 4 WCQ games, including wins over Brazil and Argentina, and then got to the Copa America semifinal (beating Brazil again in the process) it looked like this WAS going to be amazing. And then everything fell apart. The 1 win in 11 games sense of falling apart. Uruguay squeezed over the line in qualifying. They struggled to beat the Dominican Republic in a friendly, and got gubbed by the Americans. Since a win over Peru last year, they’ve been struggling badly for goals. What went wrong? Well, you know how amazing Bielsa is at inspiring teams? He’s also terrible at winning friends. A public fight with Luis Suarez led to Suarez’s international career ending and the ramifications on team morale. Uruguay in 2022 were an old team, and they’ve not really integrated any young players. They are reliant up front on Darwin Nunez. Their solid midfield (Betancur, Ugarte, Valverde, de Arrascaeta etc) means they are always in games, but they need that same midfield to supply the goals. As their group is relatively kind, they ought to beat Saudi Arabia and the Cape Verde Islands, but a likely last 32 appearance with Argentina will be a war, and the end of the road.
25 Algeria
Algeria qualified for the World Cup very easily (in a soft group) and then played some great stuff at the AFCON until Nigeria abruptly ended them in the Quarterfinals. They were scoring a lot of goals, including from Riyad Mahrez who is still here and still scoring. Maza (Leverkusen), Gouiri (Marseille), Aouar (Al Ittihad) and Amoura (Wolfsburg) can be counted on for goals too. In recent games they held Uruguay and beat the Netherlands. In Rotterdam. This is a good side with goals in it, and they are playing a minnow. They are also playing Austria, a side they have had revenge in mind for a long time, since Gijon in 1982, when Austria blatantly cheated to screw Algeria out of their deserved 2nd round spot at the Spanish World Cup. I think they’ll qualify from this group, but I don’t have them higher because I think they’ll likely run into Spain or Belgium in the next round.
24 Croatia
For a team representing Dad’s Army, Croatia did remarkably well in WCQ, finishing top easily ahead of the Czechs, fancied underdogs Montenegro and surprise package Faroe Islands. Since then they have taken on Brazil and Belgium in friendlies and easily lost, and beat Slovenia, but hey, Kosovo beat Slovenia. Zlatko Dalic’s Master Plan has worked wonders since 2017, taking Croatia to a World Cup final and a semifinal, against most predictions both times. But nowadays, they are really old. 18 of their squad are 26 or older, and half their likely starting 11 are the wrong side of 30. At the Euros in 2024, we saw how Modric and co tired as the group stage went on, and they are two years older now, and playing in the furnace of an American summer. Modric, Perisic, Kovacic, you wont hear me slag them off, they are all legends of the game. And ever since Croatia smashed Argentina in 2018, they have been a different beast at the World Cup. But I think this time, age will catch up, and while they should make the KO rounds, another Semifinal is far out of grasp, and maybe even the last 16, if they fight Colombia or Portugal (whom Croatia have never beaten in a competitive match). That said, interesting to see how Sucic and Sucic and Baturina do as the new generation.
23 Canada
Canada, co-hosts of the 2026 World Cup, have never gained a single point in their World Cup history. Even with an injury outbreak, if they can’t do it from this group, they should give up. The Jesse March project has been purring along slowly with only 1 loss in their last 18 games. Crashing out of the Gold Cup to Guatemala, and struggling against the likes of Iceland and Tunisia in recent friendlies is ominous. They’ll never get another chance to play the World Cup in front of their home crowds, and they have a bunch of talents playing at high levels across Europe: Tajon Buchanan was an ever present for Villarreal this season, Jonathan David has played constantly in Serie A for Juventus (though with 6 goals for his efforts), and popular defender Moise Bombito plays for Nice. I’m leaning on them having an easy group and home advantage here though.
22 USA
Surely they have too much individual talent to get grouped, is the song repeating in my head. The US have good players in midfield and goal options from numerous options: Pulisic, Balogun, the improving Haji Wright, etc. I like Tyler Adams a lot, and there’s always the promise that Reyna will have a big match. They also have a group which is easier than most as it lacks a big fish, and harder than most as it has four tough sides which go at it. Despite Spurs run to the CL final in 2019, and the obligatory PSG title, I’m unconvinced by Mauricio Pochettino, and am wary about his man management skills. Also their results in the last year are all over the place. They beat Uruguay 5-1, and recently beat fancied Senegal 3-2, but they’ve also been smashed 5-2 by a meh Belgium side* and 4-0 by the Swiss. They’ve played all 3 of their group stablemates in friendlies in fact, losing to Türkiye but beating Paraguay and Australia, all by the 2-1 scoreline. And if they do advance, they might well face Iran next. The US have the ability to run deep in this tournament, but I feel gravity and history is against them. They’d do well to get out of a tough group first.
*Look, if I compliment Belgium's football team at all, my friend Steve Atkins gets hives and suffers a panic attack. For some reason he really doesn't trust my predictions! So yeah, meh Belgium, there you go, Steve!
21 Austria
I predicted Austria to be the dark horses for Euro 2016. Not letting them fool me again! Ralf Rangnick’s team looked amazing in the Euro group stages, then immediately lost to Türkiye in the KO rounds. They looked great in WCQ then nearly buggered it up to Bosnia. They have 2 defeats in their last 17 games, but haven’t scored more than once in nine of those. One of their top players, Baumgartner, is out. However, they are stocked to the gills with talent. Their midfield options (Schlager, Seiwald, Saibtzer, Laimer, etc) might be some of the best in the tournament. As a team who raise their game for bigger sides, they could easily get something off Argentina. They’re just untested in KO games. And I have a niggling inkling they could crash and burn. Argentina and Algeria could easily beat them, but then they have Jordan. Austria ought to be a contender, but I have too many doubts.
20 Cote D’Ivoire
Ah, Cote D’Ivoire, you won friends in 2006 and 2010 but got grouped and in 2014, you utterly choked, sorry. Can the African entertainers finally make it out of a World Cup group? Well, you’d hope so. CDI were an entertaining team at the AFCON, going out in the quarterfinals to Egypt, but scoring 8 goals in their last 3 games in the result. They also didn’t concede a single goal in World Cup qualifying, a feat so incredibly rare as to be worth a standing ovation. They do have injuries, Seb Haller being the most notable forward who struggled for form (though to be fair, he did beat cancer). But they are going into the tournament in some very good form, not just the AFCON quarter and the undefeated WCQ, but in recent friendlies they have beaten South Korea, Scotland and most impressively France. France have lost 7 games from 40 since the last World Cup final, twice to Spain, twice to Germany, once to Croatia, Italy and the Cote D’Ivoire. That’s some rarefied air to be in. Up front they have goals. Amad always turns up for his country, young Diomande is a name to remember, and Inter’s highly fancied young Bonny is here too. They should get to the KO round for the first time, and have the fire power to do something there, but it would be entirely uncharted territory for them.
19 Ecuador
I’ve seen so many pro-Ecuador videos now that I’m beginning to think I must be underrating the obvious World champions to be. They’ve finally shown up at Copa America level, KOing Mexico in 2024 and taking Argentina to penalties in the quarterfinals. In the 2022 World Cup they got 4 points in the group stage, that would guarantee qualification now short of an insane Belgium Euro 2024 type group, and Curacao almost certainly prevent that here. Ecuador have a solid defence, and good midfield (Plata and Caicedo being the names you know), but up front, Enner Valencia is still there, and will probably add to his World Cup goal tally. And when you have a solid defence and a guy who can nab a goal, then you have a chance to go far in KO tournaments. But I feel that while solid, Ecuador aren’t an amazing side, and their manager is one of the weaker here, so they may repeat 2026, a good group stage followed by a decent first KO match undone by an inability to take their chances against a better opponent.
18 Czech Rep/Czechia
The Czechs, always a fond team to look for at the Euros, are back at the World Cup for the first time in 20 years. They owe this to playoff wins over Denmark and the Irish, and for sacking the manager who lost to the Faroe Islands, and replacing him with the veteran Miroslav Koubek, who won the Czech league with Viktoria Plzen and who, with a managerial career stretching forty-three years, knows his way around a game. They are also a dab hand at penalties, winning both playoffs via them. The Czechs have enough solid good players to be the difference in tight games, and a propensity to bring out their A game against top opposition. This makes them a team not to underestimate in KO games. Patrik Schick, we Scots know too well from 2021, and he’s gotten better since. Injured Hlozek has just made the squad, and has goals in him, though few at international level so far. Krejci (despite the Wolves season), Soucek, Darida, aging but they have goals in them. As does Pavel Sulc, one of Lyon’s better players this past season. I think they’re tough opposition.
17 Belgium
With a strong qualifying run, and some good warm up friendlies (smashing Tunisia 5-0, beating Croatia away 2-0, annihilating USA 5-2 in Atlanta) other sources are talking up Belgium as potential winners. I am a sceptic on that one, though with their insanely easy group, and a kind draw there’s no reason why they can’t challenge for a quarterfinal spot. Several old timers, formerly world class, are still here: Witsel, De Bruyne, Lukaku. Not sure we can call Hans Vanaken world class but the shirt collector has some late career form. They’ve also got the class Doku for goals, and Youri Tielemans for… well more goals. Manager Rudi Garcia has a habit since leaving Lille of setting up great potential but being unable to finish the job. He took Marseille to the EL final, he took Lyon to the CL semifinal, a close but so far finish on the cards for the Belgians?
16 Mexico
The co-hosts, Mexico have been seeking their eternal Game Five since 1986. That being: win an actual KO round tie. They managed to deal with the lack of Game Five in 2022 by skipping a fourth match all together, being grouped at the World Cup for the first time since 1978. A few years back, disaster was expected for the Mexicans at this World Cup, going through a lousy period of results, but since then, two Gold Cup wins and the return of Javier Aguirre (as seen at the 2002 and 2010 World Cups) has steadied the ship. They are undefeated in 8 friendlies in 2026, beating the likes of Serbia and Ghana, and drawing Belgium and Portugal. Mexico play two of their three group stage games at the Azteca, which is one of the toughest places to play football on the planet. Including, when they aren’t playing well, for the home side! Home advantage, better form, and some fine players should get them to the KO round. Then, will they finally make it to Match 5? They have the talent to do so, but they have the belief in history holding them back. 17 year old wonderkid Gilberto Mora is one to watch, and the form of Santiago Giminez may foretell how far the Mexicans make it.
Ignoring the last World Cup (ahem), my main takeaway from Mexico due to 2006, 2010, 2014, 2018 etc is that Mexico may suck in the years before a World Cup, but they often remember how to play group stages when they get to the World Cup.
15 Japan
I really like Japan's take on the game, their refusal to bow to better opposition, and their team. I fear they have far too many injuries (Mitoma especially is a bad loss) and they are in a bad group for things going badly, a loss to the Dutch and suddenly you need a result against dogged Tunisia or mercurial Sweden. It’s a bad omen. Yet, 2022 was meant to be a bad omen and they beat Spain and Germany. Also, the draw is terrible, if they finish in the top 2 here they face Brazil or Morocco! I like Japan too much to rank them below this point but I fear an early exit for them.
14 Colombia
A strong team in decent form (despite recent losses to Croatia and France), having scored 13 goals in 3 games against Venezuela, Mexico and Australia. In South American WCQ they were outscored only by Argentina. My old friend Jon tells me to look out for where the goals can come from in these things, and Colombia have all over the place. Luis Diaz, the Bayern striker, is on a rich vein of form for country. Luis Suarez (not that one) stood out in Europe for Sporting CP, Crystal Palace’s Lerma and James Rodriguez (if fit) are troublesome for any opponents. They are however in a very tricky group, and if go into the Portugal game needing a win it could be difficult. Most pundits expect Colombia to go far in this tournament, and I’m not contrary enough to disagree. (Though again, difficult group first.)
13 Senegal
Senegal are one of the best teams in Africa, they are free scoring, and expected to be difficult for France in the group stage. Despite this, I have worries, in that losing to France and then Norway and struggling against a resolute Iraq in a must win feels like a possible scenario. But then, that’s why it’s a group of death. If Senegal get out of their group, they could go far. Getting out of the group is the trick. They looked very good in their AFCON win (what do you mean they didn’t win it?). They should have a defining World Cup, but I have worries.
12 Norway
With 2 defeats in their last 18, one of the few sides with form to threaten Spain. They have a side full of goal scorers you all know well: Sorloth, Nusa, Odegaard, some guy called Erling Haaland, and a bunch of promising younger talents playing at high levels like Berge and Bobb at Fulham. And they smashed World Cup qualifying, and especially Italy. But they are utterly un tournament tested. They haven’t qualified for anything since Euro 2000. We can’t base them on anything historical. We do know that they have lost to Scotland, and drawn New Zealand and Switzerland in recent years, and got smashed by Austria in the Nations League. But then they smashed Italy 7-1 on aggregate, beat Israel 5-0, put 11 past Moldova in the one game. They have the squad and form to go far. But they need to prove it. In a group of death. Their first game against Iraq will probably tell us more than the France game tbh.
11 Turkey/Türkiye
Türkiye will either be grouped or be quarterfinalists, there is no middle ground. From this placing, you can see where I am sticking my prediction! Vincenzo Montella’s side played so well at the Euros, but once again proved Turkey’s kryptonite is playing the big teams. Still, there is no big team in their group, so if their fantastic firepower up front gets going they could have fun here. Türkiye are on a good run, undefeated since their 6-0 loss to Spain in qualifying. Like I said, I admire Turkey’s willingness to take on anyone, but sometimes it can show why no one else does that! Since then, they drew 2-2 in Spain, smashed fancied Georgia, and beat Romania and Kosovo in the playoffs to get to their first World Cup in 24 years. Which is nuts for a team like Turkey. In 2006, they lost a fiery playoff to the Swiss, which annoyed everyone who later sat through Swiss/Ukraine. In 2010, they lost out on a playoff to Bosnia (who lost to Portugal). In 2014, they lost out to a playoff to Romania. In 2018, they lost out on a playoff to Croatia. In 2022 they lost in the playoffs to Portugal. Barring 2014 and Greece, they always had one bigger side blocking their route, even if they had made the playoffs. Anyhow, that was then and this is now, and now they’ve got Guler, Yildiz, Gul and Akturkoglu up front, which might be the best combination of goals for a non top 5 nation here. In midfield Ozcan and Calhanoglu are still there to supply the ball. In defence, they’ve got the great Celik, Brighton’s Kadioglu, and Fenerbahce’s Fox Muldur. I like this team a lot, and I like that they go out to have a go, and aim to score goals. They ought to do well, unless my prediction kiss of death kills them. Follow where the goals are, Jon Arnold says, and this lot have lots of them.
10 Switzerland
Murat Yakin has been manager of the Swiss for 5 years now, and under him they have been reassuringly consistent. They made the last 16 of the 2022 World Cup, only to have the misfortune to crash into a Ronaldo-less Portugal running rampant. At the last Euros, they trashed Hungary, drew the German hosts (German only tying in injury time), easily swatted Italy, and then came within 10 minutes, and later a penalty shootout, from ousting Gareth Southgate’s England side in the quarterfinals. This was their second straight Euro quarterfinal too. The Mexico of Europe is starting to learn how to win KO matches. It’s weird for a fan who endured the 2006 World Cup to think about, but the Swiss are one of the entertainers of Europe these days, and if they had more consistent goal scorers they’d be a threat to win this Cup. They scored over 2 goals a game in qualifying, they smashed 2 of the 3 co-hosts in friendlies in the last year, and their match with Germany in March was entertaining but leaked like a sieve. Both Emoblo and Ndoye have been in good form for their country in the past 12 months, and I like the look of youngsters Jashari and Manzambi. Xhaka is still there, too. There’s goals in this side, spread out through the team. It’s a team that on paper, could easily go deep in a KO round.
9 Morocco
Not the AFCON champs, but probably the African side mostly likely to advance. Though they have a potential last 32 match with the Dutch which ought to knock both down a few pegs, but in true having cake/eating it, I think the winner of that hypothetical tie can go far and so am hedging my bets! The usual suspects (Hakimi, Amrabat, Diaz) still dominate this tough team.
8 Germany
Germany got grouped at the 2018 and 2022 World Cups, and were robbed in the 2024 Euro quarterfinals. They’ve won their last 8 matches since that loss in qualifying to Slovakia. Their team has players you all know: Havertz, Woltemade, Sane, Wirtz, Musiala, Kimmick, all players who can turn games. Youngster Karl’s sad injury gives a spot to Assan Ouedraogo, and it will be interesting to see what he or Pavlovic do if given a chance. We all know Germany’s strength and weaknesses. The problem for them is that if things go well, they could face France in the last 16, and if things go badly, they might get Brazil in the last 16. An early potential roadblock stymies’ the chances for this team.
7 Portugal
Portugal are potential World Champions, hamstrung by an eccentric manager and an aging problem up front. Roberto Martinez is Roberto Martinez’s favourite manager. Remember in 2018 he said that no one had ever beaten him tactically, only for Didier Deschamps to do that days later? Portugal won the Nations League in 2025, but frankly sucked for large portions of their Euro 2024 quarterfinal run. I know that Scots calling others Euro 2024 sucky is a case of people in glasshouses throwing stones, but seriously: Portugal went 360 minutes without scoring a single goal at one point! And Cristiano Ronaldo played all but 25 minutes of that run. Ronaldo hasn’t scored in Portugal’s last 5 games, though he was suspended for one of them. And was meant to be suspended for World Cup games, but that got overturned by FIFA... due to him being Ronaldo. But herein lies the problem for me. Ronaldo still scores goals for Portugal, but the team supplying the ball to him tends to get in the way of the team scoring otherwise, and so, despite them scoring 15 goals in 7 competitive games in 2025 with him, I point to them scoring 15 goals in 2 games without him against the Swiss and Armenia. With Ramos for goals and talented Conceicao and Trincao around him, and an insanely amazing midfield of Vitinha, Neves and Silva, Portugal will be in at the deep end in this tournament, but I think their number one player is a 41 year old albatross. And Portugal wont play with the freedom, verve and style they have shown their youngsters have, until he goes.
6 Netherlands
The Dutch, as usual, have an insanely talented squad, a manager who on his day produces some fine attacking football, and recent results which are a mix of Total Football and some results that make you go hmmm. Like losing to Algeria. Or only just sneaking past Lithuania in qualifying. Virgil van Dijk was a pillar in defence for years, but now has holes in his game. Dumfries is one of their best goal scorer, and he’s a defender. Gravenberch hasn’t done as well internationally as for Liverpool, and Cody Gakpo is both the most talented person in the squad and the most infuriating. Malen of Roma provided important goals at the Euros, and will need to do so here. But the Dutch and the World Cup go together, and they should get out of the group, and after that, who knows? They’ve got the team to beat any of the top 5 on their day. They could also randomly lose to Morocco in the last 32!
5 Brazil
With Carlo Ancelotti in charge, and the likes of Estevao and Rodrygo in attack, I was thinking Brazil could win this cup. Then Estevao and Rodrygo suffered Cup preventing injuries, and while you can never count out Brazil, I think they are a step behind the top 3. Also their midfield is reliant on Casemiro (old), Fabinho (old, playing in a retirement league), and Bruno “suffers from Newcastle-it is” Guimaraes. That’s porous. Vini Jr, Raphina, Endrick, could all get goals up front but this side feels like it will hit a brick wall in the quarterfinals.
4 England
England haven’t looked great under Thomas Tuchel. They win, but they seem a bit goal shy. They win a lot, but they seem vulnerable to sides who will harry and harass a midfield and defence like Japan and Senegal (both of whom they have lost to in the last year). I’m not sure how you take a team with all those talents, and make them lesser. They’ll get through the group stage, and should go far in the tournament, but as soon as they face France, or Spain, or Argentina, or maybe even Brazil, they will hit a brick wall. Despite this they have some of the best players in the tournament with Harry Kane, Bukayo Saka, Jude Bellingham and Marcus Rashford. (Don’t @ me!) And enough exciting talent (Eze, Mainoo) to be difference makers. But they ought to be one of the favourites, and I guess ranked 4th, they are, but I watch them huffing and puffing to score against New Zealand and just can’t see it.
3 France
A team of World class players bickering. Didier Deschamps, mercurial, infuriating, tactically a genius. They’ve made two World Cup finals and a Euro final under his watch. This is his swan song. Their main attack – deep breath, Olise, Rabiot, Cherki, Dembele, Thuram, Barcola, Doue, Mbappe – have scored a combined 156 goals between them in the 2025-26 season. So, they might do OK, I guess. France will be in and about the latter stages. They have the defence to grind out wins too, and hasn’t Deschamps shown us that a lot too. Yet a recent loss to the Cote D’Ivoire has people panicking. In the way a win over Brazil hasn’t. Famous last words, they’re too good not to be in the Semifinals at worst.
2 Spain
They won Euro 2024, they were undefeated in qualifying, and they have 2 defeats in their last 41 international games. They’ve got some of the best players on the planet. Yet, they’ve struggled with defensive teams in recent friendlies, Lamine Yamal is coming back from injury, they haven’t won a World Cup KO game since they won the World Cup, and they are more allergic to penalties than the English. That’s my attempt to put any doubt on them reaching the Semis at worst. That said, if Argentina finish runner up in their group, Spain/Argentina in the last 32 will be fun!
1 Argentina
A shock top of the pops for me, but: they’ve won the Copa America in 2021 and 2025. They won the last World Cup. They made WCQ in South America look easy, beating Brazil home and away to the aggregate score of 5-1, trashing Bolivia in La Paz (their cheat code home ground), and finished 9 points clear of anyone else. They have only lost 5 games in their last EIGHTY matches, and 3 of those were in WCQ after they had all but qualified and were in chillax mode. They’ve done this through having an amazing team, from Alvarez and Enzo, through Mac Allister (suffering domestic this season admittedly), Almada and Lo Celso, Martinez and Tagliafico. Oh, and they’ve still got Leo Messi, you might have heard of him. After decades of stress, Argentina have taken to winning tournaments like a toddler takes to eating sweets. And having done it now, they play with a complete lack of stress. They did the main job in 2022, Messi did it in 2022, all of this is just the afterparty. But Argentina’s will to win, their recent multiple tournament wins, their form, the World Champions are top until someone beats them. And if they do, that someone will become as immortal in the history books of this beautiful game as this Argentinian side will be.
So there, have at it. The best thing about this will be to see how wrong it winds up, because while we can guess every result on paper, and estimate team strengths, every game starts goalless! Who saw Morocco, Croatia, Costa Rica, Ghana’s runs in recent Cup 4 days before they started? Here’s hoping for a good one, oh, and if in doubt, tell that American President to fuck off.
You make some convincing cases here for some of the teams I've overlooked. I'm not sold on Germany, Portugal or Brazil though which is why I think our predictions ended up so different in spots.
ReplyDeleteI still think that in the conditions these games will be played in, organization is going to be key. Goals will matter, but my instinct is the early games are going to be cagey, low-scoring affairs. Of course, it's also possible that the heat causes teams to go to pieces due to exhaustion and that squad depth and energy will matter more...
Qatar
ReplyDeleteI don’t think that Qatar is the worst team in World Cup, perhaps not even the worst team in Group B. Like you said, they’re the Asian two-time Champions, while Australia won it for the last time 11 years ago, Japan 15, Iraq 19, Saudi Arabia 30, Iran 50, South Korea 66, and others such as Jordan or Uzbekistan never did.
The main reason why I think they’ll finish bottom of their group is because Bosnia defeated its Asian opponent (Iran) in their previous participation in 2014, while Qatar lost every match in 2022 (so did Canada, another Group B team).
New Zealand
ReplyDeleteThey had the shortest qualifying route, only 5 games (Tahiti, Vanuatu, Samoa, Fiji and New Caledonia).
In their previous World Cup participation in 2010, they finished undefeated and above title holders Italy. Smith and Wood were members of that team and they’re in the current squad too.
More important than a World Cup 16 years ago is the Olympic Games 2 years ago, half of New Zealand’s Olympic squad (Paulsen, Boxall, Bindon, Garbett, Singh, Surman, Bell, Waine, Bayliss, Randall and Old) is now also part of their World Cup squad.
That New Zealand team defeated Guinea and finished 3rd in its group. Perhaps they can finish third placed again (just like they also did in 2010). And perhaps 3rd will be enough to progress from their group.
Curaçao
ReplyDeleteThey’re likely the worst team at the World Cup. At last year’s Gold Cup, they couldn’t win a single game. And their squad was already close to their current World Cup squad, 19 players were the same (the new players are Sambo, Obispo, Hansen, Bazoer, Chong, Noslin and Fonville).
If New Zealand had an easy qualifying route, Curaçao’s route doesn’t seem much harder (Haiti, Saint Lucia, Aruba, Barbados, Jamaica, Trinidad and Tobago and Bermuda).
There’s also the fact that only 1 player was actually born in Curaçao, Chong, and even he was a Dutch youth international, so were the vast majority of his teammates, which makes Curaçao look like a remora that feeds on Netherlands’ leftovers.
Haiti
ReplyDeleteThey’re not too different from Curaçao, but there are a few differences. First, they’re not a World Cup debutant, they already played the World Cup once in 1974, over half a century ago.
Secondly, they don’t have as much in common with the squad that also couldn’t win a single game at last year’s Gold Cup, only 14 players are the same.
Thirdly, they eliminated Honduras and Costa Rica, in CONCACAF it can’t get much harder than this, particularly with the 3 World Cup hosts exempt from qualifying.
And finally, here 10 players were actually born in Haiti, 1 of them even plays in Haiti, and the number of players that were youth internationals for someone else isn’t overwhelming.
Jordan
ReplyDeleteJordan is the current Asian vice-champion. 15 players from their current World Cup squad were already in the Asian Cup squad 3 years ago.
Then in the AFC World Cup qualifiers 2nd round Group G, despite not being the highest ranked team they won it above Saudi Arabia. Then in the 3rd round Group B again despite not being among the top 2 highest ranked teams they finished top 2 and qualified directly to the World Cup (while 3rd placed Iraq had to play another 5 games to do it too).
They’re used to defying expectations. Perhaps they’ll do it once again. Now the expectation is that they’ll finish bottom of J.
Ghana
ReplyDeleteGhana used to be very good at Africa Cup of Nations (4x winners between 1963 and 1982) and never qualified to World Cups (only did it for the first time in 2006). Now they’re good at qualifying for World Cups (fifth time over the last 6 editions) but they became bad in Africa Cup of Nations, not even qualifying for the last edition, and not winning a single game at the previous two. Their last win was in 2019 against Guinea-Bissau.
It’s good to see Carlos Queiroz in charge, it will be his fifth consecutive World Cup (Portugal 2010, Iran 2014, 2018 and 2022 and now Ghana 2026). He started the World Cup qualifiers in charge of Qatar, he ended the World Cup qualifiers in charge of Oman, and now he’ll be going to the World Cup in charge of Ghana.
I think that they’ll finish bottom of Group L.
Saudi Arabia
ReplyDeleteIn 2021-2022 Al Hilal played consecutive AFC Champions League finals with 7 Saudi players in the starting XI. In 2025-2026 Al Ahli Jeddah played consecutive AFC Champions League “Elite” finals with 2 Saudi players in the starting XI. They believe that this change in the foreigner quotas will help Saudi Arabia national team, because Saudi players will be used to playing against “top opposition” regularly. This World Cup will be the opportunity to test that theory.
Like Ghana, Saudi Arabia also changed manager recently. But unlike Ghana, here replacing Hervé Renard by Georgios Donis doesn’t seem an upgrade.
I think that they will finish third above Cabo Verde, but still won’t progress to the next round. Predicting the best third placed teams is very hard. What matters most, playing last, which team is your last opponent, how strong the top 2 teams in the group are, how weak the bottom team in the group is?
Scotland
ReplyDeleteScotland was the worst team in Euro 2024. More than half of their current World Cup squad (14 players) was part of the Euro 2024 squad. Another 3 (Dykes, Gordon and Patterson) weren’t but were part of the Euro 2020 squad where the result wasn’t much different.
The manager from the last two Euros, Steve Clarke, is still in charge. Doesn’t look so encouraging, does it?
Yet I believe that this time Scotland will finally succeed, and progress from the group stages for the first time ever. This stability (same manager, same players) should be advantageous. The order of the matches too, Brazil lost the third match against Cameroon in 2022. Ideally Scotland won’t even need anything from that match, they’ll be already qualified after 2 games.
Cabo Verde
ReplyDeleteCabo Verde is the only African debutant at this World Cup, and they’re also the only 2026 World Cup African participant that never won the Africa Cup of Nations. They finished above 5 times African Champions and 8 times World Cup participant Cameroon to qualify for the 2026 World Cup.
What they lack in history, they make up for in patience. Bubista is in charge for over half a decade, he took them to the Africa Cup of Nations last 16 in 2021 and to the quarterfinals in the next edition. And even failure to qualify to the last edition (last place in a group with Egypt, Botswana and Mauritania) wasn’t enough for replacing him (seven of the other nine changed managers between the beginning of the qualifiers and now, some even did it more than once).
Perhaps he’ll finally leave not because of bad results but thanks to good results, with Cabo Verde progressing to the next round above Saudi Arabia, so the Saudis will offer him a contract 1000x higher to teach them how to play football.
Tunisia
ReplyDeleteThey had 3 different managers during the qualifiers (Jalel Kadri in the first two games, Montasser Louhichi in the next two, and Sami Trabelsi in the last six) and the last one isn’t around anymore too, after a disappointing Africa Cup of Nations he was replaced by Sabri Lamouchi.
The current World Cup squad isn’t that different from Trabelsi’s squad for the Africa Cup of Nations a few months ago, 17 players are the same. The 9 new players are Ben Slimane, Neffati, Chamakh, Rekik, Chikhaoui, Ben Hamida, Khedira, Elloumi and Ayari.
Not many reasons to be optimistic I suppose, with these 9 players not being an upgrade, and with the manager that in 2014 in charge of Ivory Coast couldn’t progress from the group stages. Tunisia should finish bottom of its group.
Panama
ReplyDeletePanama qualified to the 2026 World Cup without losing a single game. Not impressed? In the 2025 Gold Cup they were quarterfinalists. Still not impressed? How about Gold Cup beaten finalists in the previous edition in 2023, and Copa América quarterfinalists in 2024? Now it’s impossible not to be impressed.
18 players from the 2025 Gold Cup squad are also in the World Cup squad, the others are Carrasquilla, Fajardo, Bárcenas, Waterman, Ramos, Miller, Quintero and Samudio, all players that participated in the qualifiers apart from third goalkeeper Samudio (Mejía played the first four matches and Mosquera the last six).
Cherry on top, these players were all born in Panama, they’re not pulling rabbits out of hats.
Thomas Christiansen is doing an excellent job, England is probably already wondering if they got the right Thomas.
Iraq
ReplyDeleteIraq’s road to the World Cup could have been just 16 matches, had they finished top 2 in their AFC third round Group (like Iran, Uzbekistan, South Korea, Jordan, Japan and Australia all did). But qualifying like Iraq did is a much better story. Eliminating Indonesia, then UAE, and finally Bolivia! CONMEBOL’s 7th placed team eliminated by AFC’s 9th placed team.
Graham Arnold is a great manager. In the 2022 World Cup, in charge of Australia, he was in a group with France, a Nordic team and an African team. He wasn’t supposed to progress from the group, yet he did. Now, in charge of Iraq, he’s once again in a group with France, a Nordic team and an African team. He isn’t supposed to progress from the group…
17 players of Iraq’s World Cup squad were already part of the 2023 Asian Cup squad (Jesús Casas was the manager). Could be more, but Ahmed Yahya was replaced by Ahmed Hasan.
South Korea
ReplyDeleteFour years ago, at the 2022 World Cup, South Korea advanced from its group. No other team from Group A currently can say the same, Mexico didn’t advance from its, while South Africa and Czechia didn’t even qualify. Actually South Africa never advanced from a group, while Czechia did it for the last time as Czechoslovakia in 1990!
They had four different managers during the qualifiers: Jurgen Klinsmann (first two games), Hwang Sun-Hong (next two), Kim Do-Hoon (next two) and Hong Myung-Bo (last 10).
They’ve been qualifying uninterruptedly for the World Cups since 1986, only Brazil, Argentina, Germany and Spain have been doing it for longer. Nowadays a World Cup without South Korea is unthinkable.
I disagree with the over-reliance on Son Heung-Min, yes he was their top scorer in qualifiers with 10 goals, but Lee Kang-In (5), Lee Jae-Sung (5), Hwang Hee-Chan (4), Oh Hyeon-Gyu (4) all helped a lot, and even others like Bae Jun-Ho (2) did too. It’s harder to score goals when you don’t play often. Plus, South Korea progressed from its group in 2022 with Son Heung-Min not scoring a single goal during the tournament (so I guess his “prime” was in 2018 and by 2022 he was already “past his prime”).
Australia
ReplyDeleteI don’t think you underestimate Australia, by ranking them above 13 other teams you’re being too generous. Luckily you still put them bottom of their group, so at least if you’re right about that they won’t have the opportunity to test that theory.
From the squad that reached the quarterfinals of the 2023 Asian Cup, only 8 players are still standing (Irvine, Burgess, Souttar, Ryan, Behich, Metcalfe, O’Neill and Bos).
The manager has also changed, Tony Popovic is in charge now. Perhaps he knows what he’s doing, after all he won the 2014 AFC Champions League in charge of Western Sydney Wanderers. But I confess that I’m not optimistic. Lots of bizarre choices, such as not calling Kusini Yengi, Australia’s top scorer in the qualifiers with 6 goals, and calling instead his uncapped younger brother Tete Yengi.
Uzbekistan
ReplyDeleteUzbekistan was undefeated at the 2023 Asian Cup, only eliminated in a penalty shootout by holders/hosts Qatar at the quarterfinals. They did it without their top scorer Shomurodov. Perhaps with him they would have gone further. Things aren’t that simple, with him in the previous Asian Cup in 2019 they couldn’t even reach the quarterfinals. With him at the 2024 Olympic Games they finished bottom of their group, even behind Dominican Republic.
18 players from the squad that reached the 2023 Asian Cup quarterfinals are also in their World Cup squad, the new players are Shomurodov, Mozgovoy, Ganiev, Khamdamov, Esanov, Karimov, Ulmasaliyev and Urozov. The last five didn’t participate in the World Cup qualifiers.
Who also didn’t participate in the qualifiers but is still going to the World Cup is their manager Fabio Cannavaro. He was a successful player, but he is yet to do something relevant as a manager. Perhaps he’ll do it for Uzbekistan at the World Cup.
Bosnia
ReplyDeleteBosnia is a weird team, it’s the second time that they’ll play a World Cup, yet they’ve never played a Euro, despite the last 3 editions having already 24 teams. In the UEFA Nations League, they’ve been a yo-yo team, when they’re in division A they’re demoted to B and when they’re in division B they’re promoted to A.
They could have qualified to the World Cup after only 8 games; all they needed was a win in Austria. They couldn’t win, so they had to play two more games to get there. They won both in penalty shootouts, first Wales and then Italy. Like I said in Iraq’s case, this makes it a much better story.
They still have two players from the 2014 World Cup squad, Kolasinac and Dzeko. In 2024 Bosnia won its third match against Iran, but it wasn’t enough to go any further. This time, winning their third match against their Asian opponent Qatar might be.
DR Congo
ReplyDeleteIn 1974, Zaire had the worst ever World Cup participation, 0-0-3, 0 goals scored, 14 goals conceded. Now, over half a century later, DR Congo or Congo-Kinshasa or Belgian Congo or whatever they’re called finally have another opportunity to score goals and win games at the greatest stage.
DR Congo reached the last 16 at the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations. 24 players from their current World Cup squad were already part of that squad, the exceptions are Wissa and Tshibola. It could even be 25, with Bushiri from the original squad.
Unfortunately, the vast majority of their squad wasn’t born in DR Congo, doesn’t play in DR Congo, and they even played youth football for European countries.
There was even a protest by Nigeria that DR Congo was fielding ineligible players. I have two advices for Nigeria. First, play better and win your matches on field, not on court. And second, if you try to win them on court, ask for some help from Morocco, they know how to do it.
Iran
ReplyDeleteI don’t like the “easy group” claim. Iran never progressed from the group stages. New Zealand was undefeated the last time they participated, finishing above title holders Italy. Egypt is the best ever African team (not in World Cups, but surely in African Cups). Belgium, despite not progressing from its group in 2022, was third placed in 2018 and quarterfinalist in 2014. This will not be easy for Iran.
Iran was semifinalist at the 2023 Asian Cup. They were the ones eliminating “strong” Japan in the quarterfinals, only to lose against “weak” Qatar in the semifinals. You see how silly this “strong” and “weak” labels are?
18 players from that Asian Cup squad are now also in their World Cup squad. The new players are Hardani, Nemati, Ghorbani, Hosseinzadeh, Alipour, Razaghinia, Eckert and Iri.
I think that Iran will finally progress from the group stages. To be honest I already thought the same four years ago and they didn’t, but this time even third place may suffice.
Egypt
ReplyDeleteYes, Egypt never won a match at a World Cup, and this is only the fourth time that they’ll play a World Cup. But I still see them as Africa’s finest, both historically and currently.
Al Ahly is Africa’s best team, Pyramids won the CAF Champions League in 2025, Zamalek won the CAF Confederation Cup this year. Egypt’s players are mostly playing at home, all except one (Haissem Hassan) were born in Egypt and they never played youth football for anyone else. This is the right way to do things, Haissem Hassan is the exception, and they have healthy football structure. The football “structures” of most of their neighbours are unhealthy, their play is basically “20 Haissem Hassans”.
Despite this admiration for Egypt, there are still a few things that bother me. First, why four goalkeepers? Second, the silly nicknames (Trezeguet, Dunga, Zico, etc.). And third, the “hero Salah”. He’s not a hero. In the 8 Africa Cups ever since he started playing for them, Egypt didn’t win a single one, couldn’t even qualify thrice. In the 8 Africa Cups before him they always qualified and won four. Heroes are the players that win.
South Africa
ReplyDeleteSouth Africa was always third placed at their World Cup groups (1998, 2002 and 2010), at a time when third places weren’t enough to progress. Now they may be. I think that they’ll be third placed again, and will progress from their group.
Like Egypt, they too have a healthy football structure. Mamelodi Sundowns is the current CAF Champions League champion and in 2025 they were beaten finalists, Orlando Pirates was a semifinalist in 2025. Most South African players play at home, they were all born in South Africa, none of them ever played youth football for anyone else.
They reached the Africa Cup of Nations last 16 in 2025, 19 players from that squad are also in their World Cup squad now. The new players are Zwane, Sebelebele, Adams, Makhanya, Cross, Okon and Maseko.
Hopefully South Africa won’t do something stupid again like fielding suspended players. It could have ruined the work of 4 years.
Paraguay
ReplyDeleteParaguay had its best ever World Cup in 2010, quarterfinalists. But that was already 16 years ago. They were last placed in CONMEBOL qualifiers for 2014, 7th placed for 2018, 8th placed in 2022. This time they were 6th placed, which still wouldn’t be enough to qualify for previous editions, but now with the expansion to 48 teams is.
At the last Copa América in 2024, they finished bottom of their group with 3 defeats. So, are they doomed? Not necessarily. For starters, their manager is no longer the same, now it’s Gustavo Alfaro.
Then, there are only 12 players left from that Copa América squad in their current World Cup squad: Gustavo Gómez, Almirón, Alderete, Cubas, Alonso, Sosa, Enciso, Balbuena, Bobadilla, Velázquez, Kaku and Arce.
Their Olympic team was quarterfinalist in 2024, that can give them hope that their senior team may also reach the World Cup quarterfinals now.
Sweden
ReplyDeleteSweden has a rich World Cup history (beaten finalists once, third placed twice, fourth placed once…). And not necessarily ancient history, in 2018 they won their group with Mexico, South Korea and Germany, and then defeated Switzerland to reach the quarterfinals. And two years later they reached Euro 2020’s last 16, again winning their group with Spain, Slovakia and Poland.
So, what’s the problem? The problem is that they missed the 2022 World Cup and Euro 2024. And that their current squad no longer has much in common with the “successful” squads from 2018-2020, only five players left: Lindelöf (2018-2020), Isak (2020), Sema (2020 unused), Svanberg (2020 unused) and Nordfeldt (2018-2020 both unused).
Some people also seem to have a problem with how they qualified. Winning their UEFA Nations League C group, combined with the “success” of all UEFA Nations League A and B group winners, gave Sweden (and Romania, Macedonia and Northern Ireland too) a second chance to get UEFA’s last 4 spots at the World Cup, regardless of their results in the World Cup qualifiers. Sweden took it, the other 3 didn’t.
I think that Sweden will be eliminated as one of the worst 4 third placed teams.
Uruguay
ReplyDeleteUruguay had a disappointing World Cup four years ago, eliminated in the group stage, levelled on points and goal difference with South Korea but with fewer goals scored.
Then they were third placed in Copa América 2024. 18 players from that squad are now also in their World Cup squad. The “new” players are Aguirre, Piquerez, Bueno, Viñas, Canobbio, Zalazar, Muslera and Sanabria.
Some of these players aren’t exactly “new”, Canobbio will be going to his second World Cup, and Muslera to his fifth. This is sad, not necessarily that any of these players is going to the World Cup, but that Uruguay won the under-20 World Cup in 2023 and 3 years later none of those players is a part of the senior squad.
Having Uruguay in the bottom half of World Cup participants seems very disrespectful. But you’re lucky, second from group H (likely Uruguay) meets first from group J (likely Argentina). So Uruguay may even be the third best team in the tournament and still don’t reach the last 16, if they finish behind European champions Spain and then lose against World champions Argentina.
Algeria
ReplyDeleteAlgeria is back to the World Cup, after missing the last two editions. They still have 3 players left from their 2014 World Cup squad, Mandi, Mahrez and Bentaleb.
At the Africa Cups of Nations ever since then they’ve experienced all sorts of emotions, from in 2019 when they won it to shame in 2017, 2021 and 2023 when they couldn’t win a single game. Their latest participation in 2025 was something in between, 4 wins until the quarterfinals, followed by a defeat against Nigeria and game over.
18 players from that 2025 Africa Cup of Nations squad are also in their World Cup squad now. The new players are Gouiri, Bentaleb, Aouar, Mastil, Abada, Benbouali, Titraoui and Ghedjemis.
It’s disappointing to see some of these players, that didn’t contribute during the qualifiers, now being in the final squad while legends like Bounedjah aren’t.
Croatia
ReplyDeleteCroatia was fantastic four years ago, third placed, eliminating Belgium and Canada in the group stages, Japan in the last 16, Brazil in the quarters, Morocco in the 3rd placed match… Yet apparently now they’re weaker than all these teams.
All these jokes about age are stupid. Croatia’s average squad age is 28,3 and the average all of all World Cup players is 27,9. These extra 5 months or so don’t make any difference.
Age and experience are two different things, Mbappé at 25 years old had already played 23 Euro & World Cup matches, while Dzeko at 39 years old only played 3.
A better point about a possible decrease in quality is the fact that in Euro 2024 they didn’t progress from their group and couldn’t win a single game, it was actually their worst ever Euro participation. However, 1 year later they were once again among Europe’s top 8 at the 2025 Nations League A, only being eliminated by France in a penalty shootout. The ones behind these smearing campaigns should actually check how their “strong” teams performed at this Nations League (if they can even find their teams there, without having to search in lower divisions).
Canada
ReplyDeleteCanada was the second worst team at the 2022 World Cup, 0-0-3, -5 goal difference. Luckily for them, they’re in a group with the worst team at the 2022 World Cup, and with a team that missed the last two World Cups.
They can follow Japan’s example, that in 1998 was also the second worst team at the World Cup, and four years later (also as co-hosts) reached the last 16.
Or they can simply look at what they already did after that. 4th place at the 2024 Copa América, eliminating Chile, Peru and Venezuela. And then undefeated quarterfinalist at the 2025 Gold Cup, only being eliminated in a penalty shootout.
All except two (Goodman and Jones) of their current World Cup squad were also in the squads of at least one of these two tournaments, and 17 of these players were in both.
Having them in the upper half among all World Cup participants is perhaps exaggerated, but having them in the upper half in Group B isn’t.
USA
ReplyDeleteFour years ago, with Gregg Berhalter in charge, USA progressed from its World Cup group undefeated, and then was eliminated by Netherlands in the last 16. Then they couldn’t progress from the 2024 Copa América group, finishing third behind Uruguay and Panama and above Bolivia, so Gregg Berhalter’s era was over.
Mauricio Pochettino arrived and with him they were 2025 Gold Cup beaten finalists.
Their current World Cup squad contains 9 players that were part of the squad at both these tournaments, 5 that were just part of the 2025 Gold Cup squad, 8 that were just part of the 2024 Copa América squad, and 4 that weren’t a part of any (Dest, Trusty, Roldan and Zendejas).
USA reached the last 16 at each of its last 3 World Cup participations (2022, 2014 and 2010), anything less than that will be disappointing.
Austria
ReplyDeleteAustria is back to the World Cup, after missing the last 6 editions.
No jokes about their age? Their average age is 28,5 which is older than Croatia’s 28,3. I suggested that people making jokes about Croatia’s age should check the Nations League results, I’ve followed my own advice and found Austria, League B, not even among Europe’s top 21 teams.
In Euro 2024 they reached the last 16, and 14 of their current World Cup squad members were also members of that Euro 2024 squad. Interestingly, another five current World Cup squad members can be found in their Euro 2020 squad, where they also reached the last 16 (Alexander Schlager, Xaver Schlager, Alaba, Kalajdzic and Schöpf), thus reducing their number of major tournament debutants to 6 (Affengruber, Wiegele, Chukwuemeka, Wanner and Svoboda).
I have to be extra careful with the calculations here, 14+5+6=25, not 26. Did I miss someone? No, I didn’t. Ralf Rangnick had the scandalous decision to submit a shorter squad, betraying all Austrian players, telling them that he prefers to have an empty seat instead of having one of them there (plenty to choose from, 8 players that contributed during the qualifiers but aren’t in the final squad, players from the under-17 team that was World vice-champion last year, even poaching someone else’s youth internationals like he already did with Chukwuemeka and Wanner).
Côte d’Ivoire
ReplyDeleteCôte d’Ivoire is back to the World Cup after missing the last two editions. They’re one of three teams in this situation, alongside Algeria and Bosnia. But while Algeria has 3 players left from their 2014 World Cup squad (Mandi, Bentaleb and Mahrez) and Bosnia has 2 (Kolasinac and Dzeko), Cote d’Ivoire doesn’t have a single one.
Lots of things happened over the last 12 years. Côte d’Ivoire won the Africa Cup of Nations twice, first in 2015 undefeated, then again in 2023, this time surviving the group stages miraculously (in hindsight, they were saved by Mozambique recovering exactly from a 0-2 to a 2-2 against Ghana in added time, a win by either of these teams would have eliminated Côte d’Ivoire).
Perhaps they’ll need again to successfully navigate these unpredictable waters of the third placed teams ranking. At least this time they’ll be the in the fourth group to play round 3, so they’ll already know the final standings in 3 other groups.
In the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations they lost their title, eliminated in the quarterfinals by Egypt. 20 of the players from their World Cup squad were also in that Africa Cup of Nations squad, the new players are Adingra, Singo, Pépé, Guiagon, Bonny and Wahi.
Ecuador
ReplyDeleteEcuador achieved something remarkable. They finished second in CONMEBOL’s qualification, above everyone except champions Argentina, despite starting with a 3 points deduction! Maybe Colombia, Uruguay and definitely Brazil weren’t trying hard to win this race, as long as they finished top 6 the exact position and points didn’t matter much, but still, that’s not Ecuador’s problem.
They achieved something else remarkable, they only conceded 5 goals in 18 games, and now they’re bragging about having the World’s best defence. However, their World Cup squad seems to suggest that they’ll be more offensive (at least their plan B), and with more offensive football combined with stronger opposition, that claim may be destroyed.
In the 2024 Copa América, still with Félix Sánchez in charge, they were quarterfinalists. It says a lot about their ambition that they weren’t satisfied with a quarterfinal exit against Argentina after a penalty shootout, and replaced him by the current manager Sebastián Beccacece.
16 of their current World Cup squad members were also in that 2024 Copa América squad, the new players are Estupiñán, Vite, Plata, Angulo, Valle, Alcívar, Medina, Castillo, Anthony Valencia and Arévalo.
Czechia
ReplyDeleteFrom my point of view, this is your biggest overestimation, at least so far (another team that despite finishing below Croatia, and much more recently, somehow finds itself above them).
Czechia missed the last four World Cups. When their last played it in 2006 they couldn’t progress from their group. And before that, to find them playing at World Cups, you need to go all the way back to 1990, when they were still Czechoslovakia. Yes, Czechoslovakia was World Cup beaten finalist twice, but the last time was already over half a century ago.
Even at the Euros, where they’ve been better, they still couldn’t win a single game at Euro 2024.
18 players from their Euro 2024 squad are also in their World Cup squad. Interestingly, another two were part of their Euro 2020 squad (Darida and Sadílek), thus reducing their number of major tournaments debutants to 6 (Chaloupek, Zelený, Hornícek, Sojka, Sochurek and Visinký).
Even the way that they qualified to the World Cup was far from impressive, they finished closer to third placed Faroe Islands than to group winner Croatia. And then they needed penalty shootouts to eliminate both Ireland and Denmark. Penalty kicks expertise can be an interesting skill to have if they make it to the KO stages, but first they’ll have to do it by collecting enough points in their group.
Belgium
ReplyDeleteBelgium is regressing. Their 2022 World Cup was much worse than the previous two. Their Euro 2024 was worse than the previous two. Even their last UEFA Nations League was their worst ever. They hope that this World Cup will be a turning point.
It’s important to clarify what’s an improvement. In the 2022 World Cup they were playing to reach the last 16 and failed, they finished 23rd. Now they’ll be playing to reach the last 32, so even if they advance from the group stages it won’t necessarily be an improvement, only reaching the last 16 surely will.
14 players from their current World Cup squad were already in their Euro 2024 squad, but that doesn’t mean that they’ll have 12 debutants at major tournaments. Courtois (2014, 2016, 2018, 2020 and 2022), Vanaken (2020 and 2022) lower that number to just 10 (Mechele, Lammens, Penders, De Winter, Seys, Diego Moreira, Saelemaekers, Raskin, Ngoy and Fernandez-Pardo).
It's interesting that you call Lukaku “formerly world class”. He used to dominate these Euro/World Cup qualifiers but this time his contribution was minimal, at the last two major tournaments he was already unable to score a single goal. In a way, what’s happening to the forest (Belgium) is not to different from what’s happening to the tree (Lukaku). They need to find a new striker, and I doubt that the solution is Fernandez-Pardo, that can’t score a goal against anyone.
Mexico
ReplyDeleteThe “fifth match” was indeed an objective that Mexico chased for a long time without success. In 1994, 1998, 2002, 2006, 2010, 2014 and 2018 they were always eliminated in the last 16 round, by Bulgaria, Germany, USA, Argentina, Argentina again, Netherlands and Brazil respectively. When they finally interrupted this four years ago, it wasn’t how they wished, by finally reaching the quarterfinals. Instead, they couldn’t progress from their group.
It’s important to clarify that “fifth match” becomes “sixth match” now. Fifth match will still be only the last 16 round, not the quarterfinals. Mexico was only World Cup quarterfinalist twice, in 1970 and 1986, as hosts. They’re (co)hosts once again.
After that 2022 World Cup group stage elimination, they had another disappointing group stage elimination at the 2024 Copa América, which was the end for their previous manager Jaime Lozano. Javier Aguirre arrived and he won the 2025 Gold Cup.
19 players from that Gold Cup squad are now also in their World Cup squad. The new players are Luis Romo, Martínez, Acevedo, Vargas, Brian Gutiérrez, Fidalgo and Armando González.
I’d consider them the strongest team in Group A, even if they weren’t playing at home.
Japan
ReplyDeleteI also like Japan, but when we like someone, we tend to exaggerate their qualities and ignore their flaws. The same Japan that won against Germany and Spain, also lost against Costa Rica and was eliminated by the “Dad’s Army” Croatia.
They have their own “fifth match curse”, with the difference that unlike Mexico, they couldn’t even reach “match four” uninterruptedly seven times, actually in three of their seven participations they finished bottom of their group without a single win.
Last but not least, although they seem to be considered by far Asia’s strongest, they’re not the Asian Champions. In the 2023 Asian Cup they lost their group finishing behind Iraq, and then they were eliminated in the quarterfinals by Iran.
15 players of their current World Cup squad were also in that 2023 Asian Cup squad, the new players are Kamada, Tanaka, Ogawa, Seko, Osako, Yuito Suzuki, Junnosuke Suzuki, Hayakawa, Nagatomo, Shiogai and Goto.
If Japan is indeed afraid (why should they?) of meeting the mighty top 2 teams from Group C right after the group stages, they can always try to finish third and face someone else, or to be eliminated in the group stages. What’s the point of going to a tournament if you don’t want to play against other participants?
Colombia
ReplyDeleteColombia is back to the World Cup, after missing the 2022 edition.
Their new manager Néstor Lorenzo is improving their results, from 6th in the CONMEBOL 2022 World Cup qualifiers without him to 3rd in the 2026 World Cup qualifiers with him, also improving their number of points (+5), goals scored (+8) and goals conceded (-1).
At the 2024 Copa América he also improved, from 3rd place in the previous edition without him to 2nd place with him.
Now what would improvement at the World Cup look like? Reaching the quarterfinals I suppose.
19 players in their current World Cup squad were also in the 2024 Copa América squad. The new players are Portilla, Campaz, Luis Suárez, Ditta, Cucho Hernández, Gómez and Puerta.
Senegal
ReplyDeleteSenegal is not “one of the best” in Africa, they’re “the best” in Africa. If this was a tweet and you were limited by the number of characters you would remove the “one of ” and gain eight.
They’re the best in Africa because over the last eight years they have 3 wins, 1 draw and 3 defeats at World Cups, plus in 4 Africa Cup of Nations editions they won two (2021 and 2025), were beaten finalists once (2019) and in the other (2023) were undefeated and only eliminated on a penalty shootout by the eventual winners Côte d’Ivoire.
The other ones that you probably consider “the best” in Africa have a 3-3-4 record at the last two World Cups, and they’ve been losing all the Africa Cups of Nations for half a century, the only thing they’re “the best” at is losing.
23 players from their current World Cup squad were also in the squad that won the 2025 Africa Cup of Nations, the new players are Diao, Bara Ndiaye and Dieng.
They don’t need to worry about anyone, it’s the others that should worry about facing Senegal. The others are the ones that lost against Senegal the last time that they played at a World Cup, or the ones that have been missing World Cups for decades so now find themselves out of their depth.
Norway
ReplyDeleteWow, 12th, really?! Do you mean 12th best (aka “worst”) 3rd placed team? 12th in UEFA Nations League?
Stale Solbakken arrived in 2021. Ever since then Norway was third in its 2022 World Cup qualifying group, behind Netherlands and Türkiye and above Montenegro, Latvia and Gibraltar. Then they were second in their UEFA Nations League B group, behind Serbia, failing to be promoted to League A. Then they were third in their Euro 2024 qualifying group, behind Spain and Scotland (worst Euro 2024 team), and above Georgia and Cyprus. Then they were promoted to Nations League A, winning their group with Austria, Slovenia and Kazakhstan. And then they won their 2026 World Cup group with Italy, Israel, Estonia and Moldova.
Comparing that to Scotland, that was second (not third) in its 2022 World Cup qualifying group, won its Nations League B group and was promoted to League A, qualified to Euro 2024 (eliminating Norway), then in Nations League A was relegated because they were playing against the crème de la crème, and then also qualified to the 2026 World Cup by winning its group, returning after an absence of 28 years.
If Norway is 12th then Scotland is what, 8th? You do have them in 8th… counting from bottom!
It’s funny how Norwegian clubs (Bodo/Glimt mainly) are underestimated and benefit from it, but that clearly doesn’t happen to Norway’s national team.
Türkiye
ReplyDelete11th strongest team may be too much, but at least I agree that they’re the strongest team in their group.
Euro 2024 quarterfinalists. 20 players from their current World Cup squad were also in the Euro 2024 squad. Two others (Çaglar Soyuncu and Ozan Kabak) missed Euro 2024 but were part of the Euro 2020 squad. That leaves just 4 debutants at major tournaments (Deniz Gul, Eren Elmali, Oguz Aydin and Can Uzun).
I don’t like how you described their 5 failed attempts to qualify between 2006 and 2022. 2006 qualifiers second in a group behind Ukraine and failing the second attempt via playoffs against Switzerland. 2010 qualifiers, third in a group behind Spain and Bosnia so not even getting a second attempt via playoffs (the fact that Portugal was Bosnia’s opponent in the playoffs is irrelevant). 2014 qualifiers, fourth in a group behind Netherlands, Romania and Hungary, no second attempt via playoffs. 2018 qualifiers, again fourth in a group behind Iceland, Croatia and Ukraine, no second attempt via playoffs. And 2022 qualifiers, second in a group behind Netherlands and then failing in the second attempt via playoffs against Portugal.
The truth is that Türkiye should be absent from football’s greatest stage for two decades, and shouldn’t be finishing behind the likes of Bosnia, Romania, Hungary, Iceland.
It’s also shameful that it took so long for them to finally reach Nations League A, and they even had the humiliation of being in Nations League C, in the company of the likes of Luxembourg, Faroe Islands and Lithuania!
Switzerland
ReplyDeleteConsistency indeed, they’ve been qualifying uninterruptedly for World and Euro Cups for over a decade. And once they get there, they also progress from the group stages. Last 16 in 2014, 2016 and 2018, quarters in 2020, last 16 in 2022, quarters in 2024.
The only sin here was their demotion to Nations League B after finishing bottom of their group. And even that is kind of a “last 16” too, Nations League A has 16 teams, competing to reach the quarters, and they couldn’t. It can be compared to being eliminated by Argentina, Poland, Sweden and Portugal in 2014, 2016, 2018 and 2022 respectively.
They were quarterfinalists at the Euro 2024, and 17 players from their current World Cup squad were also members of their Euro 2024 squad. Three others missed Euro 2024 but not 2020-2022 (Sow, Fassnacht and Cömert), which leaves just 6 debutants at major tournaments (Muheim, Manzambi, Keller, Amenda, Jaquez and Itten).
Last 16 will probably be reached for the fourth consecutive World Cup, the “Mexico of Europe” indeed.
Fun fact about Switzerland, they only used 23 players in the qualifiers, the lowest number among all World Cup participants (the highest was Qatar with 56). Can this be related to their results? A small number of players is helpful to get past the first hurdles, but going all the way requires deeper teams?
Morocco
ReplyDeleteMorocco 9th? Do you mean 9th best African participant at this World Cup, above Tunisia?
This Moroccan hype is unbearable, they’ve been bragging for decades about the great teams that they believe they have, on how they’re going to win, and then they never do. They missed 4 World Cups in a row (2002 eliminated by Senegal, 2006 eliminated by Tunisia, 2010 last placed in a qualifying group with Cameroon, Gabon and Togo, 2014 eliminated by Côte d’Ivoire). When they finally qualified in 2018, they were bragging, and then finished bottom of their group without a single win. Then they came back four years later, reached the semifinals, and now they act as if it was their “rightful place”, as if it erased their previous World Cup campaigns, and half a century of failed attempts to win the Africa Cup of Nations.
They changed their manager after losing the Africa Cup of Nations a few months ago, Walid Regragui left and Mohamed Ouahbi was promoted from their youth teams. That could potentially be a great thing, the under-20 World Champion having an opportunity with the senior squad, and bringing some of his players too. How many did he bring? Just one, Yassine. At least he didn’t also bring another 4 or 5 from the French under-20 team… yet.
17 players from their Africa Cup of Nations squad are also in the World Cup squad now. The new players are Riad, Tagnaouti, Diop, Halhal, El Ouahdi, El Mourabet, Bouaddi, Yassine and Amaimouni.
I think that Morocco will progress from its group as one of the best third placed teams. If they do finish third, they won’t even know immediately if they advanced or not, since their group is the second to play in round 3.
Germany
ReplyDeleteRobbed in the Euro 2024 quarterfinals? I suppose that when you’re helped four games in a row to reach the quarterfinals you get used to being helped, and then when you’re not helped anymore you feel like you’re being robbed.
Germany is improving, but the improvements are small. Their 2022 World Cup was better than their previous World Cup, 4 points is better than 3 (even though it still wasn’t enough to progress from the group stages). Their Euro 2024 was better than their previous Euro, quarterfinalist is one step further. Even their UEFA Nations League latest participation was their best ever, 4th place.
I suppose that Germans don’t like the UEFA Nations League, mentioning it hurts their feelings. They’re the second best in World Cups history, and Europe’s best. They’re the best in the Euros history. And this is enough, they don’t need a third competition, to tell them that they’re Europe’s 7th best.
15 players from their current World Cup squad were also part of their Euro 2024 squad, and Goretzka missed Euro 2024 but not Qatar 2022, which leaves 10 debutants at major tournaments: Pavlovic, Lewelling, Woltemade, Stiller, Brown, Amiri, Nübel, Felix Nmecha, Thiaw and Ouédraogo.
Why are you calling last 16 early? Reaching it would be an improvement for Germany.
Portugal
ReplyDeleteYou’re totally right, Portugal never plays full strength. They could be winning multiple Euro and World Cups, but that is a side quest, their primary objective is helping Ronaldo to reach 1000 goals. He is so bad that it may take a looooooong time. That could be easily solved, just tell him that goals scored in youth football also count, why shouldn’t they? That puts him currently at 991 according to Wikipedia, so just schedule a game against East Timor tomorrow, Portugal wins 30-0, he scores 9 goals and retires, and problem solved, no?
I don’t remember what Roberto Martínez said in 2018, but currently he says that Portugal is better with Ronaldo. Good boy!
Unfortunately, not playing full strength predates Ronaldo, will outlast Ronaldo, and happens at all levels (under-21, under-19, under-17…). But that’s another very looooooong story, let’s return to the current team and the World Cup.
20 players in their current World Cup were also in their Euro 2024 squad. Two more (Gonçalo Guedes and Rui Silva) missed Euro 2024 but were a part or the Euro 2020 squad. Which leaves just 4 debutants at major tournaments: Tomás Araújo, Renato Veiga, Trincão and Samuel Costa.
Despite everything, Portugal is improving. Their 2022 World Cup was better than their previous World Cup, their Euro 2024 was better than their previous Euro, and they’re the current UEFA Nations League winner (and best team in the tournament’s history).
The 2026 World Cup can be a turning point, or they can continue to improve (going further than the quarterfinals).
Netherlands
ReplyDeleteWhen you say that they have the team to beat any of the top 5, which top 5 do you have in mind? And is it hypothetically or have they already done it (in this second Ronald Koeman era, from 2023 onwards)?
In the latest UEFA Nations League, they finished behind Germany (one) and then were eliminated by Spain (two). I’m not even going to look at the World Cup qualifiers because there they’re the top team and their opposition isn’t. Before that in Euro 2024 they were third placed above Poland in their group, and then reached the semifinals by defeating Romania and Türkiye. They were eliminated by England (three). And before that at the 2023 Nations League they won their group, but then lost the semifinals against Croatia (four) and the third place match against Italy (five?). And before that we’re already entering the 2022 World Cup and the Van Gaal era, where they won their group with Netherlands, Ecuador and Qatar, eliminated USA at the last 16, and then were eliminated by Argentina (five now?) at the quarterfinals.
So, when was the last time that they actually defeated a “top” team, England in the 2019 Nations League semis (still in Ronald Koeman’s first era)?
14 players from their current World Cup squad were also in their Euro 2024 squad, but that doesn’t mean that they’ll have 12 debutants at major tournaments. De Roon (2020-2022), Lang (2022), Koopmeiners (2020-2022) and Frenkie De Jong (2020-2022) lower that number to 8: Van Hecke, Kluivert, Wieffer, Roefs, Til, Summerville, Hato and Quinten Timber.
They’re good, but they’re not great. Too good to be eliminated in the group stages, not good enough to go further than the quarterfinals, I’d say. Depends on when they’ll meet these “top” teams that they can defeat and yet they never do.
Brazil
ReplyDeleteYou mean fifth best in the Americas, right? Nowadays Brazil struggles to even accomplish that. They were fifth placed in the CONMEBOL World Cup qualifiers, levelled on points with 3rd, 4th and 6th placed Colombia, Uruguay and Paraguay respectively, and finishing behind second placed Ecuador, even though Ecuador had a 3 points deduction! Supposing that they were doing the best they could and we were still in a 32 teams World Cup era with fewer spots for CONMEBOL, Brazil would have had to play intercontinental playoffs, like seventh placed Bolivia now did.
Brazil was also quarterfinalist at the last Copa América (6th place), finishing its group behind Colombia, and then immediately eliminated by Uruguay.
12 players from their current World Cup squad (Marquinhos, Bruno Guimarães, Gabriel, Raphinha, Vinícius Júnior, Alisson, Danilo Luiz, Martinelli, Lucas Paquetá, Endrick, Éderson Silva and Bremer) were also part of that 2024 Copa América squad.
They hope that their new coach, Carlo Ancelotti, will “teach them how to play football”, yet he didn’t even have the balls to cut off Neymar, the symbol of everything that is wrong with Brazilian football. Brazil indeed has a lot to learn from the rest of the World, and in theory Carlo Ancelotti is a great master of European club football, but what he’s doing there is disgraceful.
Brazilians like to talk about the “hexa”, and they’ll get an “hexa” here, just not the “hexa” they wanted. It will be the sixth consecutive World Cup that Brazil won’t win, which will be unprecedented in football history. They will win their group, but after that there’s no way that they’ll survive five KO stages.
England
ReplyDeleteEngland doesn’t play a competitive match against strong opposition ever since they lost Euro 2024 final against Spain. They won their Nations League B group against Greece, Ireland and Finland and will return to League A. And they cruised through their World Cup qualifying group with Albania, Serbia, Latvia and Andorra, like they always do. I can’t even remember the last time that England had trouble qualifying for a Euro or World Cup.
They obviously had trouble in Euro 2008 qualifiers, so much that they couldn’t even qualify. But after that, in nine qualifying cycles they only lost twice (vs Ukraine in 2009, and vs Czechia in 2019).
The majority of the squad that was Euro 2024 beaten finalist is back to the 2026 World Cup, 14 players, but that doesn’t mean they’ll have 12 debutants at major tournaments. Rashford (2016-2022), Jordan Henderson (2014-2022) and James (2020) lower than number to 9: O’Reilly, Anderson, Livramento, Burn, Rogers, Madueke, Trafford, Spence and Quansah.
I think they’re underestimating Croatia, they shouldn’t. Croatia has been finishing above them for 3 consecutive World Cups. And Croatia was never demoted to UEFA Nations League B, unlike England. But it will take more than Croatia to teach them a lesson here, they can both progress from Group L.
No team ever won a World Cup with a foreign manager. Can England be the first, or have they (and 26 other World Cup participants) no chance simply because of their manager’s nationality?
France
ReplyDeleteYes, France has fantastic players. Portugal may have spent 3 games without scoring at Euro 2024, but France made it to the semifinals without scoring a single “normal” goal, just two own goals and one penalty kick. All that firepower was already there two years ago and they just scored 4 goals in 570’.
Plus, football is 11 vs 11, it doesn’t matter if you have 200 fantastic players, most likely they’ll end up playing for someone else.
Didier Deschamps will be in charge of France for the fourth consecutive World Cup. One quarterfinal in 2014, winner in 2018, beaten finalist in 2022. This is so much better than the three World Cups before him, where France was also beaten finalist in 2006, but couldn’t progress from the group stage in 2002 and 2010. Even if this World Cup is a total disaster, Deschamps’ 4 World Cups from 2014 to 2026 will still be better than the previous 4 without him. Perhaps some people will only realise how great it was when he leaves.
15 players from their current World Cup squad were also part of their Euro 2024 squad, but that doesn’t mean that they’ll have 11 debutants at major tournaments. Digne (2014-2020), and Lucas Hernández (2018-2022) lower that number to 9: Gusto, Koné, Olise, Desiré Doué, Mateta, Risser, Cherki, Akliouche and Lacroix.
You say that they’re too good not to reach at least the semis. Reaching the semis requires passing the group stages and three KO stages. Even if France’s chances to pass each round individually are 75%, the chances to pass all three are 42%. And do you really think that hypothetical France vs Germany or Netherlands or Brazil or England games are overwhelmingly unbalanced in France’s way? All this to say that I too can see them reaching the semifinals, but it’s more likely that they won’t.
Spain
ReplyDeleteSpain only lost one official match in the Luis de la Fuente era, 0-2 against Scotland in the Euro 2024 qualifiers. Ever since then they’re in an undefeated streak of 31 matches! And this undefeated streak has 25 wins and just 6 draws (Croatia in the 2023 UEFA Nations League final where Spain won the penalty shootout, Serbia in the 2025 UEFA Nations League group stage, twice against Netherlands in the quarters, with Spain advancing in penalty shootout, Portugal in the final, with Spain losing the penalty shootout, and Turkey in the last 2026 World Cup qualifier). So, I don’t know which penalty shootout allergy you have in mind, they won two of their last three decisions. And if you dig deeper to find Morocco 2022 and Italy in Euro 2020, you’ll also find Switzerland and Croatia in the previous two rounds.
So, is Spain “invulnerable”? The good news for everyone else is that this streak is only against European opposition, the World Cup is a different thing. Spain is already the most successful team in Europe (4x European Champions), but in World Cups they don’t have the same supremacy.
They’re the only European team in Group H, perhaps they’d like to have another European team there. And then, like you said, if they finish top 2 in their group, their next opponent will be a top 2 team from group J, another group with only 1 European team, so most likely than not it will be non-European. Four games in a row against non-European opposition will put Spain outside of its comfort zone.
16 players from their Euro 2024 winning squad are now also in their 2026 World Cup squad. The other ten are four 2024 Olympic Gold medallists (Pubill, Eric García, Joan García and Cubarsí), three from their 2022 World Cup squad (Llorente, Gavi and Pino), and the remaining players are Pedro Porro, Víctor Muñoz and Borja Iglesias.
Sixteen years ago, there was a myth that European teams can’t win World Cups outside Europe. Spain won it anyway. Now this theory of Spain being weak against non-European opposition should be much easier disprove.
Argentina
ReplyDeleteI agree with you, Copa América 2021 winners, 2022 World Cup winners, 2024 Copa América winners, first placed team in the CONMEBOL World Cup qualifiers. They’re #1.
Penalty shootout winners against Ecuador in the 2024 quarters, and the 2022 final against France, and the 2022 quarters against Netherlands, and the 2021 semis against Colombia… One day they’ll lose a penalty shootout too. Or won’t even make it to the penalties and lose in 90’ or 120’.
Interesting that you mention their age, they’re indeed among the oldest teams in the competition.
18 players from their current World Cup squad were already in their Copa América 2024 squad. The 8 new players are Almada, Simeone, Medina, Paz, Musso, Barco, López and Senesi.
The only teams that won consecutive World Cups were Italy 1934-1938 and Brazil 1958-1962. Argentina will try to be the third. To me, they remind me more Spain from 2008-2014, that after winning two Euros and one World Cup, couldn’t even pass the group stages in the 2014 World Cup. Argentina should pass the group stages now, even because now it’s easier with 48 teams, but they shouldn’t survive five KO stages afterwards.